Part Four

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CoolestJediintheGalaxy has posted a selfie

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CoolestJediintheGalaxy: I'm sorry about last night....

Vader's Wife: You should be. >:(

Jediarewonderful: You have scarred me.

KananJedi: He had nightmares last night. I had to stay with him ALL NIGHT. Luke, I think I'm going to kill you.

ChewietheWookie: That wasn't cool, man.

BestPilotintheGalaxy: Look who's talking! I'm still mad at you, but not as mad as I am at Luke.

RebelLeader: Why hasn't Facebook kicked you off yet?

KananJedi: No one knows....

RebelLeader: Where is the admin for Facebook?!

Admin: You all should be kicked off. Especially Luke and Padmè. So I wouldn't talk.

PurpleLightsaberRules: I wish the author was on. And where's Leia?

Jediarewonderful: Probably because of Kanan's usernames and all the posts and comments. I DON'T BLAME HER!!!!!!

KananJedi: Calm down, Ezra.

Jediarewonderful: Jedi are not freaking wonderful!!!!

KananJedi: EZRA BRIDGER!!!!!

ChewietheWookie: Not good to say....

Admin: I hate you all....

PurpleLightsaberRules: Are you the author?

Admin: .......


KananJedi posts a selfie with Jediarewonderful

1,000,000 likes


KananJedi: I'm popular!

Jediarewonderful: Now what was that about ''no pausing during lightsaber battles to take selfies''?

KananJedi: Shut up!

Jediarewonderful: *snickers*

PurpleLightsaberRules: THE ADMIN IS THE AUTHOR!!!!

CoolestJediintheGalaxy: We know tjsf....*groans*

Vader's Wife: Are you okay? Where are you?

CoolestJediintheGalaxy: I'm fhdhfb. wdn deuubd Taooie, hdnysbdbuu uidiwbv igidtwdbgg bsubutf bysfvd sbdbsbw7676,

Vader's Wife: Brb. I'm coming, Luke!!!

PurpleLightsaberRules: Now what?

KananJedi: Guess we wait.

Jediarewonderful: I'm outta here.

KananJedi: Ezra....


Jediarewonderful posted a selfie

99,999 likes, 1 dislike


PurpleLightsaberRules: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

KananJedi: EZRA!!! I knew I didn't want to know!

ChewietheWookie: Did your pilot want to kill you?

Jediarewonderful: Of course! Everyone except Sabine. She helped me.

KananJedi: Once I kill you, I'll kill her. Where are you?!

Jediarewonderful: Come find me....

Vader's Wife: So the Lasat is on the droid, the Twi'lek and Kanan are kissing, and you and the Mandalorian are holding hands with the ship in the background painted in different colors?

Jediarewonderful: Yes. This was painted in the cockpit for all to see. >:)

BestPilotintheGalaxy: Looks like you ticked off your pilot. *cough* Chewbacca.

KananJedi: Not just the pilot. *growls*

Jediarewonderful: Of course not, Kanan. I wanted everyone mad. When Sabine sees it, she'll kill me. Yup, she just screamed my name. *laughs evily* You'll never find me, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

KananJedi: You're in the vents, aren't you?

Jediarewonderful: No....


Ahsoka Tano joined Facebook

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Ahsoka Tano changed her username to AhsokaGirlPadawan

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Admin changed her username to AwesomeGirlAuthor

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Vader's Wife: Glad to see you here, Ahsoka.

Jediarewonderful: Leave while you still can....

AwesomeGirlAuthor: Oh, Ezra, it's not that bad. Don't hate Facebook, hate the users.

AhsokaGirlPadawan: Young Ezra Bridger, it possibly cannot be that bad. 

KananJedi: Just block Luke.

AhsokaGirlPadawan: Luke? He cannot be that bad.

Jediarewonderful: You haven't seen the picture that he posted when he was drunk, did you?

AhsokaGirlPadawan: Oh....

CoolestJediintheGalaxy: I'm nit thst baf.

KananJedi: You can't spell, Luke.

CoolestJediintheGalaxy: Faxebool and their typod.

Vader's Wife: Are you okay?

CoolestJediintheGalaxy: Yes, I'm fime.

Vader's Wife: Are you sure?

CoolestJediintheGalaxy: Totlayy.

AhsokaGirlPadawan: I don't know....They're either typos or he's drunk.

CoolestJediintheGalaxy: I'm not drunk. Not at all.

AhsokaGirlPadawan: See?

ChewietheWookie: If I recall, you thought he might have been drunk as well.

AhsokaGirlPadawan: -No comment-


CoolestJediintheGalaxy posted a selfie with AhsokaGirlPadawan

100,000 likes


CoolestJediintheGalaxy: Woo-hoo!

AhsokaGirlPadawan: That is quite a few likes.

KananJedi: Like Ezra said, everyone likes a selfie during a lightsaber battle.

AwesomeGirlAuthor: Eh, I don't much care for it.

PurpleLightsaberRules: O_O

KananJedi: O_O

AhsokaGirlPadawan: :/

CoolestJediintheGalaxy: :l

Jediarewonderful: O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O

KananJedi: That's enough shocked faces, Ezra.

Jediarewonderful: O_O O_O O_O 

KananJedi: EZRA BRIDGER!!!

Jediarewonderful: Heheh. *smiles shyly*




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