Troubles From Captain Jack Harkness

Captain Jack and Crowley

Jack: hello love.
Crowley: you took my catch phrase you imbecile!
Jack: oh I'm sorry, love.
Crowley: don't you dare get me angry I got a little girl who really liked eating souls.
Jack: ( slowly walks away )
Sorry Mr, I'm-the-king-of-hell!
Crowley: ( eats soul ) sorry Mr, i-can't-die!
Amora: where is my soul to eat, you promised!
Crowley: sorry sweety I couldn't wait, but you can kill one of the gaurds.
Amora: okay! ( skips away )( devoures the gaurds soul ) good night Uncle Crowley.
Crowley: good night amora ( yells to other guard ) get him out of here!
Gaurd: yes sir ( drags the dead gaurd out and Captain Jack)
Crowley: he was nice