KIK // Phan

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buffylover666 👾 is typing...

buffylover666 👾: hellooo

memeking69 🌚: hey how was buffy?

buffylover666 👾: ace

memeking69 🌚: oh so you're northern

buffylover666 👾: wait how did you know?¿?

memeking69 🌚: you said ace

buffylover666 👾: do you not say ace where you are????

memeking69 🌚: not unless it's ironic

memeking69 🌚: but anyway

buffylover666 👾: sarah michelle gellar is really fit

memeking69 🌚: not as fit as your mum aaaayyyyyyyyyy

buffylover666 👾: i s2g half of your vocabulary is your mum jokes

memeking69 🌚: I actually have quite an extensive vocabulary for your information, you peasant

buffylover666 👾: okay say something that will impress me

memeking69 🌚 is typing...

memeking69 🌚: fuck i can't think of anything

buffylover666 👾: r000000d!!1!1!1!

memeking69 🌚: CAN YIU JUST NOT

buffylover666 👾: what the dog

buffylover666 👾: wait

buffylover666 👾: I didn't mean to say dog

buffylover666 👾: I was going to type "heck" but then I saw a dog outside

buffylover666 👾: so I typed dog instead

memeking69 🌚: wow congratulations you spork

buffylover666 👾: that's a creative insult

buffylover666 👾: anyway I'm taking it as a compliment because sporks are cool

memeking69 🌚: fffffaaiiirr enough

memeking69 🌚: *whispers* also your mum is a spork

buffylover666 👾: ssssstttooppp

memeking69 🌚: okayokayokayokay

memeking69 🌚 is typing...

buffylover666 👾: what are you typingggggg

memeking69 🌚: 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🍆🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝

buffylover666 👾: are you implying something with those emojis

memeking69 🌚: yes

buffylover666 👾: oH¿?

memeking69 🌚: yes I'm implying that creepy moon and sun emojis really like aubergines (A/N: that's an eggplant for you American peasants)

buffylover666 👾: are you kidding me m8

memeking69 🌚: yes

buffylover666 👾: well okay then

memeking69 🌚: well okay then

buffylover666 👾: ?¿?¿?

memeking69 🌚: ?¿?¿?

buffylover666 👾: um..

memeking69 🌚: um..

buffylover666 👾: STOP COPYING ME

memeking69 🌚: STOP COPYING ME

buffylover666 👾: STAHP

memeking69 🌚: STAHP

buffylover666 👾: WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU STOP

memeking69 🌚: WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU STOP

memeking69 🌚: lol jk i'll stop if you swear

buffylover666 👾: NO

memeking69 🌚: NO

buffylover666 👾: UGH FINE

memeking69 🌚: UGH FINE

buffylover666 👾: FUCK

memeking69 🌚: ooohhhhhhhhhh bad phil

buffylover666 👾: sSH

memeking69 🌚: I'm proud of you man

buffylover666 👾: ssHhHHhsHhH

memeking69 🌚: okay

memeking69 🌚: but congratulations

memeking69 🌚: omf im going to send a screenshot of you swearing to PJ omg

buffylover666 👾: who??¿?

memeking69 🌚: ohh PJ is one of my friends

buffylover666 👾: yOU HAVE FRIENDS?¿?

memeking69 🌚: meanie

memeking69 🌚: but yes I have many friends

buffylover666 👾: ohh

buffylover666 👾: but why would PJ be interested in knowing that I swore

memeking69 🌚: I told him about the fact you never swear

buffylover666 👾: oh fair enough

memeking69 🌚: I'M GONNA ADD HIM TO THE CONVO

buffylover666 👾: O OKAY

memeking69 🌚 has added peej 👽 to the conversation

peej 👽: sup motherfuckers

memeking69 🌚: phil swore

peej 👽: ORLLY

memeking69 🌚: YESRLLY

peej 👽: eRMAHGERD

buffylover666 👾: um

peej 👽: hello phillip

buffylover666 👾: um hi

peej 👽: dan said you're really fit and he wants your dick up his ass

buffylover666 👾: O

memeking69 🌚: SHHHSHSHSSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHHHSHHHSHSHHHSHHH

peej 👽: so long wankerrrrsssss

peej 👽 has left the conversation

memeking69 🌚: umm hahaha

memeking69 🌚: i never said that

buffylover666 👾: ummm O LOOK AT THAT MORE BUFFY IS ON GOTTA RYRO BYE

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A/N: I have no idea where I'm going with this btw and this chapter was shitty I know

but I hope you guys are liking this so far