KIK // Phan

four

memeking69 🌚: waaaiiiiittt a minute

memeking69 🌚: you said sarah michelle gellar is really fit

buffylover666 👾: yeah

memeking69 🌚: but you're gay?

buffylover666 👾: she's still pretty

memeking69 🌚: fair enough

buffylover666 👾: and yknow she's fit as in healthy

memeking69 🌚: ohh that's what you meant

buffylover666 👾: no not really

memeking69 🌚: oh ok

buffylover666 👾: so what's up?

memeking69 🌚: not much

buffylover666 👾: not looking for pete wentz's dick pics again?

memeking69 🌚: nah

memeking69 🌚: I'm actually reading frerard smut lol

buffylover666 👾: ew

memeking69 🌚: what

buffylover666 👾: that's kinda creepy

memeking69 🌚: im a teenager and im fucking horny ok

buffylover666 👾: okokokokokokoook

buffylover666 👾: I didn't really need to know that

memeking69 🌚: omg one sec read this

memeking69 🌚: "but then I feel the same cold, soft thing poke my entrance, and I realise that it's not my lover's dick, but something else. I jump out of my bones when I feel it, a choked scream leaving my lips, my eyes wide open as I scoot as far away from Frank as I can, scrambling to cover myself with the sheets."

buffylover666 👾: okay what the heck

buffylover666 👾: what actually was it

buffylover666 👾: yknow the thing frank had

memeking69 🌚: "there, in between Frank's fingers is a peeled banana"

buffylover666 👾: wHAT

memeking69 🌚: HAHAHAHHAHAHA

buffylover666 👾: NO

memeking69 🌚: FUCK ME WITH A BANANA PHILLY

buffylover666 👾: NONONONONO

memeking69 🌚: OK OK OK I'LL STOP

buffylover666 👾: DOES PJ KNOW YOU READ THIS STUFF??

memeking69 🌚: HE FUCKING INTRODUCED ME TO IT

buffylover666 👾: oHMYGOD NO

memeking69 🌚: OHMYGOD YES

memeking69 🌚: not as bad as the milk fic though

buffylover666 👾: the what?

memeking69 🌚: oh you sweet innocent child

buffylover666 👾: im not that innocent

memeking69 🌚: oh really

buffylover666 👾: yep. in the words of britney spears, "I'm nOT THAT INNOCENT"

memeking69 🌚: OOPS I DID IT AGAIN

buffylover666 👾: YES

memeking69 🌚: anyway

memeking69 🌚: ok so you're not innocent

buffylover666 👾: correct

memeking69 🌚: are you a virgin

buffylover666 👾: are yoU?

memeking69 🌚: no

buffylover666 👾: oh really

memeking69 🌚: ok fine yes I'm a virgin

memeking69 🌚: but I bet you are too

buffylover666 👾: bloody hell I feel like claire from the breakfast club

memeking69 🌚: oh I love that movie

buffylover666 👾: same

memeking69 🌚: yay

memeking69 🌚: but are you a virgin?

buffylover666 👾: fine yes I am a virgin

memeking69 🌚: haha loser

buffylover666 👾: you're a Virginia too though

buffylover666 👾: *virgin

buffylover666 👾: autocorrect sorry

memeking69 🌚: lol nice

buffylover666 👾: ok so what're you up to now

memeking69 🌚: still reading smut

buffylover666 👾: you don't like

buffylover666 👾: get off to it

buffylover666 👾: do you?

memeking69 🌚: maybe

buffylover666 👾: eww

memeking69 🌚: whAT?

memeking69 🌚: people get off to porn, why can't I get off to smut?

buffylover666 👾: fair point I guess

memeking69 🌚: thank you

memeking69 🌚: if you were a pornstar what would your name be?

buffylover666 👾: philly cheesesteak

memeking69 🌚: oh my god no

buffylover666 👾: ok what would you be?

memeking69 🌚: thunder man dan

buffylover666 👾: ok that just sounds like an awful superhero

memeking69 🌚: "philly cheesesteak and thunder man dan reenact the banana fic"

memeking69 🌚: that'll be on pornhub before you know it

buffylover666 👾: please no

memeking69 🌚: please daddy

buffylover666 👾: ok what

memeking69 🌚: nothing

buffylover666 👾: umm

memeking69 🌚: I gotta go. my mum is home and I don't want her to catch me yknow

buffylover666 👾: wait were you

buffylover666 👾: were you jerking off

buffylover666 👾: like to the conversation

memeking69 🌚: goodbye

***

here's another chapter because I love you so much

go check out the banana fic by agender btw