I'm gonna explain this one before I put it down because other wise you guys will be reeeeaaaaallllllllyyy confuzzled. This was something my friend *cough* Carly *cough* *hack* sent out on our group chat from like two years ago (god she's gonna hate me for posting this XD). So all the people you will see in this are my friends exept for Mr. Dohlman who was our social studies teacher back when this was made.
Our relationship with him was...
Interesting.
Just imagine a tall lanky monotonous balding guy who was pretty much scared of all of my friends (with good reason, I mean they bought him a freaking build-a-bear, named it after themselves, and forced him to keep it in his classroom).
So yeah, here we go.
DISCLAIMER: NOT A REAL CONVERSATION AND ANY RELATION TO ANYONE LIVING OR DEAD IS COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL. (She typed this in with it and I was like suuuuurrrreee it is. SUUURRREEE)
carly: hey what's up sissy
Bella: nothing much. Want to go bug mr. Dohlman?!
Carly: sure but first let me take a selfie... (OMF Carly no) just kidding let me go get the rest of the girls
-=+=-
Carly: hey guys do you want to go bug mr.d?
Sarah: sure (ooh look iz meee)
Kate: (evil smile)
Katie: yeah why not
Elena: of course
Taylor: I guess
-=+=-
Whole group: ohhhh mr. Dohlman!!!!!
Mr.d: what (in his monotone voice)
Whole group: (starts poking him)
Mr.d: WHAT?!?!
Whole group: hi (runs away)
Is it bad that I can almost see this happening? Like there's an actual chance of possibility on this earth that this could happen.
*mutters to self* why am I friends with such weirdos?
But yeah
Your welcome for scarring you for life again Carly.
(Don't kill me)
I need food again
Bye
Sincerely,
--ScreamingShadows--(Sarah)
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RandomThis is just a collection of really weird and funny crap I've heard from my friends, teachers, and other various people. Updated daily. Enjoy. (Edit: I was a very awkward bean when I started this, so the first chapters will be kinda really bad, but...
