Author: Oh hello there!
Papyrus: IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
Sans: Yo.
Author: Anyway! I just wanted to tell you lovely people-
Papyrus: OR MONSTERS.
Author: Or monsters. . . That I need some ideas!
Sans: Because she's a bad writer.
Author: Rude. . . But true.
Papyrus: I LOVE THE AUTHOR-HUMAN'S WRITING!
Author: Thanks Pap.
Author: As I was saying. I need some ideas, so, if any of you have some Punny puns lemme' know. I will give you all the credit. ^-^
Sans: She's still a bad writer.
Author: That hurt.
Sans: You don't have tibia wimp about it..
Author: That really cut me deep, Sans.
Sans: Yeah, I'm pretty bad at being-
Papyrus: I SWEAR TO GOD-
Sans: Humerus.
Author: I'm just going to end this before things get worse.
Sans: I'm not sorry.
Papyrus: YOU'RE NOT MY BROTHER ANYMORE.
Sans: Ok.
Author: Oh god, Sans don't start packing your things.
Sans: Ok.
Papyrus: THAT DOESN'T MEAN CONTINUE TO PACK YOUR THINGS!
Sans: Ok-
Author: Farewell readers!
YOU ARE READING
Sans' Punny Book of Puns
RandomJust don't get into the bone zone, it's very bonely.. I'm sorry, I'm not very humerus. Have a Sanstastic time reading the book! You won't regret it.. Okay, maybe. These are very cringe-worthy.
