Okay, this is for anyone who has asked me to mention their books; please put your name in the comments below and I will be sure to feature you in at least ten weeks. Also, YOU GUYS ARE SO AMAZEBALLS YOUR COMMENTS MAKE MY DAY!!!!!!!! Shoutout to SoulEcho (very interesting books; little to no cliches). And R, who has written two books, one is slightly more mature, and I warn you, I have not read them yet, but she asked.
So, for what you've all been waiting for, the actual update! And, for my fellow Potterheads ⚡️, I hope you like the meme above :). It sorta relates to the last joke, but is mostly, utterly random.
Tristan: Jenny, I want to take our relationship to the next level. Will you marry me?
Neil: Sorry, this isn't Jenny, it's Neil, her dad. I have a question; do you love my daughter?
Tristan: Yes of course. I'd do anything for her.
Neil: Even take a bullet for her?
Tristan: Definitely.
Neil: Lovely, meet at our house in the backyard in ten minutes.
Horses On Boats
Barry: Hey, wanna come over and watch Snakes On A Plane?
Girlfriend: Sure! What is it about?
Barry: Horses. Horses on boats.
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Comedy Texting 2!
RandomThat's right! It's back! That crazy, scary writer is back with a NEW selection of weird, awkward, and just plain CRAZY comedy! Have fun and enjoy!
