The Real Life of Josh

Chapter 71: Saturday Night Live

The Oprah Winfrey show is superb. Glad to be there realtalk. Ok since it's another dream come true, I'd wrote it on my diary and posted a pic on instagram

Caption: Oprah. Best feeling :)

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I had a really good sleep after the guesting on Oprah. The next morning, 27th of August, staffs from Saturday Night Live just came to my house for confirmation.

SNL: is Josh here?

Ako: ow yes. Why?

SNL: hey there Josh. Just to remind you for tomorrow's event. See you there

Ako: sure. No worries

Saturday Night Live offers me 3 kinds of payments.
A. 5 songs for 1.5 million dollars
B. 30 minute song for 1.5 million dollars
C. Heart Attack and Lucky to have you for 500 000 dollars

I chose, A.
I prepared 5 songs:
Lucky to have you (original)
People like us
Nightingale
Heart Attack
Cool for the Summer

We rehearsed it for only 2 hours and wow, it's amazing.

I turned on my facebook. I want to have some talk with my fans.

I posted

Hi. Want some chat? Comment now. And I will chat you. I will choose randomly after 1 hour.

I eat dinner. It was 7 PM then I turned on again my account and what the heck

For an hour, I gained my highest post likes on facebook. 35,062,058 likes and wow they wanted to have some chat with me.

The comments are hell yeah more than the likes. Hahaha.  59,193,201 comments. How can I even have a chat here.

So I choose from the top comments
7 Top Comments

Krystal Chui - oh my gosh. Pick me Josh. I had waited this for a long time and seriously, you're one of the greatest singer of all times and I can attest to that. Please please. I wanted to talk to you. 2362602 liked this

Keith Aguila - Josh. Idol po kita. Nakapanuod po ako ng lahat ng concert nio po dito sa Pinas. Grabe. Ang galing galing nio pong kumanta talaga. Gusto ko po kita makausap, at gusto ko pong iparinig sa inyo ang alay kong awitin para sa yo. Sana piliin nio po ako. 1654093 liked this

Hyi Hyung Minh - I love you Josh. It so nice to see how you value your fans and how you will spare time for us. I remember when you went here at Daegu. I saw you with your family. I hope I can talk with you more. 1259472 liked this

Mark Panganiban - shet Josh. Kausapin mo ako! Hahaha. Grabe. Ayaw maniwala ng mga katrabaho ko na kaclose kita. Nga pala, nagcomment ako dito para malaman mo na may mahalaga talaga akong sasabihin sayo. PM nalang. Sana mapiEm mo ako. Grabeee. 1230261 liked this

Ranz Kyle - this is super awesome. I've longed to have a chat with you idol. Okay. I am serious now, I have been covering songs of you and the hell yeah, they are so fucking awesome. Let's chat right now with Chicser or myself, it's up to you. 1194206 liked this

Riley McDonough - fuck you Josh! Hahaha. Such a motherfucker. Just kidding. You just go here and let's have a bunch of cover songs. Toby and Connor are patiently waiting for another song. Come on 1137900 liked this

Joey Abaigar - lilbro. Miss na kita. Uwi na sa Pinas. Hahaha. By the way, igueguest kita sa mga gigs ko kung okay lang sayo? Haha. Pm nalang. Sana mapili ako. 1006297 liked this

Ok. Yung top 7 comments ang ichachat ko.
7:30PM

I posted on facebook.

I have chosen 7 people to add on my real account. Chat you there
Krystal Chui 7:45 - 8:15
Keith Aguila 8:15-8:45
Hyi Hyung Minh 8:45 - 9:15
Mark Panganiban 9:15 - 9:45
Ranz Kyle 9:45 - 10:15
Riley McDonough 10:15 - 10:45
Joey Abaigar 10:45 - 11:15