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Me on a date: "So, what do you think of Captain America?"

Them: "I dunno, he was kind of lame. Iron Man is way cooler."

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: "Sorry but I have to-"

Coulson, punching trough wall: "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!"

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