destiel oneshots

Say Hey If Your Gay

// castiels pov //

I looked up from the book i was reading, hearing voices downstairs. I closed the book and stumbled off my little window-sitting area to investigate.

Nobody should be home.. Just gabriel right? But he doesn't make that much noise.

I cautiously made my way to my door, trying to avoid the creeks in the tile. I pressed my ear against the door but heard nothing.

Hm odd

I opened my door and walked down the stairs slowly, not really rushed to find out who was downstairs. When i was at the last steps, i stopped dead in my tracks. Everyone stared at me and i wondered why. I mean it was my house.

Until i remembered what i was wearing

I looked down at myself and remembered i had a large shirt on that said 'Say Hey If Your Gay' which was given to me by my friend Charlie as a joke.

No one said hey.

And to make things worse, i was only wearing that shirt, No pants.

"Nice boxers loser!" Someone called out pointing out my white boxers with small alien prints on them. I covered my self and ran upstairs blushing madly.

Why didn't Gabriel tell me we had company!!? I grumbled to myself as i opened my door and shut it loudly. I walked over to my dresser and pulled put a pair of black sweatpants before running downstairs again.

Wise move novak

I jumped off the last step and made my way around the party crowd. "GABRIEL!!" I called angrily trying to find him so i can bet his 5'4 ass. I looked every wear and stopped at a hallway to think.

"If i was Gabriel where would i be..?" I thought out loud, causing me to look at the broom closet. My mind clicked and i opened the door to see Gabriel making out with a taller boy with brown hair.

I pulled him away and shut the door again muffling the 'hey' from the other guy.

"Gabriel why didn't you tell me there was company!" I yelled at him, pulling him by the shirt. "Hey woah lil bro chill out.. Its just a few pals thats all." He replied with a stupid grin. "You call this a few friends?"

I pulled him by his shirt and into the living room where everyone was dancing and grinding on each other. "I swear i only invited like 2 people!" Gabe said shocked.

I narrowed my eyes at him knowing that was a big lie. "Okay fine 3!..5..6.. BUT THATS IT I SWEAR!" Gabe confessed. I groaned before letting go of his shirt and climbing on the coffee table.

"ALRIGHT FUCKFACES EVERYONE THAT WASN'T INVITED GET OUT!" I yelled annoyed.

Slowly people made there way out grumbling something about 'buzzkill'. I rolled my eyes and crossed my arms like an angry mother before getting off the table and confronting Gabriel again. "When i agreed to room with you in this new house i didn't agree to have 3 party's a week." I said with a sigh not really in the mood to argue. Gabriel just shrugged and walked over to the small group of people that he did invite.

I knew them from school but some where new.

Charlie

Kevin

Crowley (i don't know why he was invited)

Lucifer (dick/brother)

And two new people i never seen before.

They where similar in facial features so I'm guessing they where brothers. One was really tall.. Actually i remember him.. He was the dude that was in the closet with my brother.

The other one was a few inches shorter and had to many layers of clothing on. Short dirty blond hair and a grin. He wasn't that bad.

// deans pov //

I was in the kitchen with another girl that night. Nothing new. She was spilling her life story to me when we where interrupted by a loud "GET OUT!" And people leaving. She said her goodbyes and have me her number. I shoved it in my pocket and sighed.

I looked around for gabriel, wondering what was going on. I found him after the crowd dialed down a bit.

I saw him with another dude that looked really annoyed. They talked and he shrugged, walking over to me.

"Hey den-o sorry about that my little brother did know about this party." He explained rubbing his neck. "But he said you guys can stay." He motioned to everyone around me; our friends. I nodded before i felt sam walk up behind me.

I looked over to the living room and saw the kid, gabriels brother cross his arms and make his way over to charlie. I noticed his particular shirt and chuckled leaving sam and my brother alone.

I walked over to charlie and the kid smiling. "Hey charles" i said bluntly. She rolled her eyes and smiled. "I told you not to call me that dean.." He punched my arm and went back to talking to the kid. "Cas this is dean.. Dean, this is castiel." She introduced us and sipped on her drink.

"Wellll cassie i better get going! I think i hear Kevin calling me!" She ran the other way and left me and cas alone in an awkward silence.

// castiels pov //

Charlie left which was just great.

I was left with dean standing there smiling at me. "What?" I asked confused, crossing my arms.

"Hey"