I was reading this book and there was this character I swEAR YOU ARE PATRICK STUMP
His online username (for some website in the book) was HAT-TRICK9
KNOW A PATRICK THAT WEARS HATS??
He's even short and sleeps for a long time come on this is Patrick.
YOU ARE READING
Peter Wentz and The Fall Down Guys (A Long Title Because Fall Out Boy, That's Why)
RandomFall Out Boy! My all time favorite band! I reference it A LOT in my other writing and no one understands the references! So I gotta get it out here. There will most likely be references to several other bands, but not as often.