6. Lunch & Custody

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[Group chat: Posey, Sprayberry, O'Brien, Holland, Arden, Shelley, and Rambo]

Posey: plans going as planed!

Posey has changed the group chat name to Team Ryris

Rambo: What plan? I missed a meeting

Sprayberry: We found Iris a boyfriend

Rambo: Who is it?

Shelley: Ryan

Rambo: We finally have a dad!!

Posey: Not exactly. Ryan said he doesn't know what Iris looks like. But they stayed up all night texting. Iris fell asleep while eating breakfast. Literally the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Holland: Wait isn't Iris going to have lunch with us?

Posey: Yeah. Jeff invited her I think he wants to give her a job. Remember he has to replace Nikki.

Arden: What's the big deal? She'll get to meet Ryan.

Shelley: it has to be perfect. How do we make it perfect?

Sprayberry:Khylin and I got this. #parenttrap

Rambo: Uh I guess

O'Brien: Why do you guys have to ruin poor Ryan's life?

Holland: Oh hush. You know you ship Ryris!

O'Brien: okay maybe I do

O'Brien has added Iris to the group chat

Sprayberry: Mom are you on your way?

Iris: I'll be their in fifteen minutes. What do you guys want for lunch? On me.

Rambo: I want pizza🍕

O'Brien: tacos🌮

Posey: ^^

Holland: Chinese 🍱

Arden: Holland that actually sounds really good right now.

Iris: If you guys don't agree on something I am not bringing anything at all

Shelley: pizza🍕

Sprayberry: Don't bring anything just hurry

Iris: ^ I like my baby's idea. See you in a bit.

Shelley: *whispers* Ryris

Iris: Wtf is Ryris. I googled it and nothing came up.

Posey: DONT TELL HER!!

Holland: Hun you'll get it eventually😉

Rambo: Mom just ignore them. Their weird

Iris: ^ You've got that right. Now shush I am about to drive.

Sprayberry: be careful mom!

Rambo: yeah we need you to live. I don't wanna live with uncle Posey.

Posey: Hey I'm a great uncle!

Iris: Remember that time you lost them at Walmart?

Posey: it happens to everyone plus it was one time.

Sprayberry: actually it was five times.

Rambo: We literally turned around and you were gone.

Arden: Ugh yeah Tyler you might not be the best guardian. I volunteer as tribute!!

Iris: Sorry Arden but if I die my kids go to stydia

O'Brien: but I don't even like you

Iris: Fine! Be like that.

Iris added Daniel to the group chat.

Iris: Daniel if I die I leave you with half custody of my children

O'Brien: I was joking!! I like you! Your literally my favorite person!

Daniel: I am honored! But why do I feel like I wasn't the first option

Iris: Yous right! The first option was Stydia but half of Stydia was being bitchy and doesn't want them. So then I thought you know Daniel's a great guy and why the fuck not. Oh and Dylan I already knew that.

Sprayberry: Why can't Holland have full custody?

Rambo: Cuz we deserve a dad

Iris: I've made my decision! My kids go to Daniel and Holland.

Iris has left this group chat

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