Scottish Relatables

A/N: Any references to other countries and nationalities are in no way meant in offence 👍🏻

1.) When heavy rain and gale force winds is all you ever hear on the weather you know you're in Scotland 👌🏻

2.) You know you're a true Scot when you have a hatred for England for no decent reason 😈

3.) Scottish people will have at some point witnessed or participated in a "square goes" 😉

4.) When you're a ginger Scot and everyone slags you off for it, but when you go abroad it earns you respect 😉

5.) When all the girls be like "Ken her, who'd she actual hink she is the wee 💩"

6.) No people, a 'skelp' isn't child abuse 😂

7.) When anything above 5° is summer ☀️

8.) When you go to England and you say 'wee' and everyone thinks you're from Mars 😐

9.) When you don't like haggis and natives go "BUT YOURE SCOTTISH!" So what?! 🙄

10.) When you hear American accents uptown and can't stop laughing for no reason 😅

11.) Scotland should be independent (yes I just started that debate again) 🎉

12.) When you're the youngest in your class and everyone calls you a wee baby 🔫

13.) In Scotland there's only 2 school levels! Primary for 7 years, High School for 6!

Thank you for reading! I am open to suggestions from anyone! I will update this when I can,
                                                                                                                                                     Jess X 🌸