"Yer a wizard, Harry."
- R u b e u s H a g r i d
...
"Hello, Carey?"
"Listen dude, I don't know who you are, but you better leave my big sister alone. You got that?"
"But I never-"
"Didn't you hear what I said? If you don't leave her alone, I'll cut your di-"
"Jason! Don't curse!"
"Aww, but-"
"ARE YOU ON MY PHONE?!?"
"I-I was just playing a game..."
"You answered a call, didn't you?"
"Pfft, no-"
"Jason Queen, WHAT did I say about answering my phone calls?!?"
"But Carey, I was just-"
"Don't you 'but Carey' me! I thought I told you a hundred times not to answer my phone calls!"
"Yeah, but this guy-"
"Guy?!?!? Give me the phone, you little meathead!"
"But-"
"Give it to me!"
"Ugh, fine. I don't care." *tosses the phone at her angrily and leaves the room*
"Hello?"
"Oh, hey Carey!"
"Oh, Beau! It's you! Sorry, my little brother can get a bit... overprotective sometimes."
"I noticed. I like him, though, except for when he threatened to cut off my di-"
"Both of you need to stop cursing. God, the men I know are infuriating."
"You love me, though."
"Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night."
"I can sleep perfectly fine-"
"JASON! Don't touch my laptop!"
"But I need to-"
"Go use yours! Sorry, Beau. I gotta go, otherwise my brother will annihilate my laptop along with the rest of my room."
"Oh, uh, okay." *is sad*
"We'll talk tomorrow, when we all meet up. You'll love my friends! Anyways, bye!"
"Bye..." *sob*
...
Me: Poor Beau.
Beau: Poor me. #friendzoned
Carey: What? O_o
Me: Now for the shameless self-promotion. Hey guys! I've just started a new boyxboy book called Fading Away. So if you're a fan of LGBT, you should read it!
Beau: #noonelikesselfpromotion
Carey: Agreed.
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Short StoryMILFORD BEAUREGARDE, more commonly known as Beau, is no ordinary boy. While he does not have a lightning-shaped scar on his head, he has the abilities and mentality of a true fanboy. So when he accidentally calls CAREY QUEEN, a girl with a hatred fo...
