Me: -reading Eat Some Chocolate by Ghara2 when a dare pop up- OH! GUYS! WE HAVE A DARE!! -drag the laptop to the living room-
Tom: Wait already?
Me: Yes
Marco: What does it says? -hugging the sleeping Will-
Me: Its for Dippingdots. Nightmareteddybear says "I dare Dipper to drink this (its a vampirism potion) and *whispers to Dipper* (i dare you to drink Bill's blood, if he moans at some point during it you get $700 and a truckload of sweets)
Dipper: ok...wait...*whisper yell* drink Bill's blood!? We dont even know if he HAS a blood or something!
Me: well we'll about to find that out. Now go drink this thing and drink Bill's blood!
Rev.Dip: -just watch-
Dipper: Fine -drinks the potion and turns into a vampire- hey i have fangs! How cool is that!?
Marco: So cool!
Rev.Dip: Thats sick
Me: Shut up Rev.Dip. Now go drink the blood of your lover!
Dipper: -sigh- BILL! CAN YOU COME HERE!
Bill: -appears- Yes Pinetree~?
Dipper: Well here it goes -bite Bill's neck and suck his blood- wow! He did have a blood! And it taste so good~
Bill: Ah~ D-Dipper....Ngh
Me: He moans!!!
Dipper: -Pulled away- yes! Now my many! =u=
Rev.Dip: -sigh- Here. -hands him $700-
Me: the truckload of sweets are here!
Dipper: yes! Now how do i turn back to normal?!
All: (0-0)
Dipper: Guys.....? Turn me back now
Tom: Uh...well you see Dipper we.....we cant
Me: We're not saying we CANT it just that.....it doesnt have a potion that can turn you back to normal and such
Bill: -pass out from pleasure-
Dipper: THATS THE SAME THING!
Me, Tyrone, Tom & Marco: -slowly backing away-
Bill: -woke up and carries Dipper by his shoulder-
Dipper: Bill? Let me go!
Me and Tyrone: O-O
Bill: No. Now we're going to my room
Dipper: What?
Bill: You gave me a boner. Now we're gonna fuck senseless until your crying and screamin' my name over and over again -starts to walk up stairs-
Tom: Save by Bill -wipe's sweat away-
Me: Yeah. Welp see you at the next chapter!!
All: Bye!
Tyrone: Dare me to fuck Will hard and extreme
