Me: -reading a hardcore BillDip fanfic- -gets hit by a rock- Fuck! Shit! Who threw that!?
Dipper: huh? Its a dare
Tom: from who?
Bill: its from xXBill_CihperXx
Marco: she said "I dare tom, bill and Tyrone to not kiss or touch their lovers for 2 chapters"
All 3: WHAT!?
Dipper: -taps author's shoulder- what is it?
Will: c...can we talk to y-you.....away f-from here?
Me: sure. DO the dare -gets pulled by Dipper, Will, and Marco inside the room-
All 3: O-o
-inside a room-
Me: what is it?
Marco: we think the babies gonna come out in no time
Me: whaaaatttt? Dont be silly. Its 9 months before a baby comes out.
Dipper: but not this one
Will: a...demons b-baby comes i-in li-like 3-12 weeks
Marco: and this? Is a demon's child!
Me: wellll. If that happens we'll have to call Ford or Stan. Dont worry about it!
Dipper: are you sure?
Me: yeah im sure
Marco: what if not?
Me: im always sure
Will: b-but what i-is n-not?
Me: I. ALWAYS. SURE. Well your lovers cant touch your for 2 chapters! Readers! Please dare Tom and Marco. Please im begging you!!!
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