Deidara's hands twiched violently and his mouth hands licked his sweaty palms.
"Dei, are you ok?" Gia asked. He looked up at her and looked as if he might brust into tears at any moment. "Did Sasori insult your art again?"
"Need clay, hm" He said his eye twiching.
"Here," Gia said handing him play-do, "its the same as clay, just don't blow anything up," She said and he nodded molding birds and then smushing them and starting again.
"Your fault," Itachi growled.
"No, your fault!" Pein yelled. After the teletubbies was over they had started aruging. Amanda, after her game and threatening Hidan that she would feed him to Zetsu, she had come inside and was playing Storm 3 listening to the two arguing.
"Alright, little girls," Amanda said annoyed, "how about you play story mode on here," She offered. The sharingan wielder took the remote quickly and Pein grumbled.
"I'm so hungry," Konan complained. Gia and Amanda exchanged nervous glances before walking to the women at the kitchen table.
"Here," Amanda said holding out a bowl.
"What's this for?" Konan asked.
"Cereal, you don't need to cook and its easy really," Gia said.
"Just grab a bowl, milk, a box of cereal, and a spoon," Amanda said setting each item down in front of Konan. Konan stared at the box of Special K before pouring it into the bowl and adding milk.
"Money, Money!" Kakazu cried. Gia sighed and grabbed the game of Monopoly. She took out all the money in it and set it at the table.
"Here, its not real but its still money," Kakazu, after a few minutes of staring, took a stake of 20$ bills and counted. Hidan growled as the two made there way towards him.
"Ok, look," Amanda said. She handed him the Playstation controller.
"What...?"
"Its Mortal Kombat," Gia said grabbing the remote and typing in her password for her character. What showed up was a tan women with dark hair and a ninja outfit. She began to play and after beating the character she heard the traditional 'finish him' before ripping his head off and watching blood squirt everywhere. Hidan looked on in amazment. He grabbed the remote and changed his character to Goro, a giant beast, and began to play happily. They walked over to the wet, blue man-shark, covered in a towel. His stomach growled and he blushed.
"Here," Amanda said offering him a tray of sushi. He took it happily and ate three at a time.
"There's more in the fridge," Gia said and sat down on the couch next to Amanda and Itachi.
"That should keep them quiet," Gia said laying back. Sasori whimpered.
"What?" She asked.
"I'm bored." Gia ran to her room and grabbbed a couple of barbie dolls.
"Here, you can do whatever you want to them, I don't use them anymore anyway," She said and Sasori started to exam a barbie that was suppose to look like Hannah Montana. In reality, it just scared Gia to death.
"There."
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Akatsuki Kittens
FanfictionPein, sick of eating Kisame's cooking, orders Deidara and Sasori to go get food from the market and not to draw attention. Deidara, being curious, buys a vile with writing he can't read and mixes it in a pitcher of ice tea. Now the Akatsuki are smal...