The Strongest Hero | 最強の主人公 | Saitama

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The next day Saitama and yourself were sitting on the floor in front of the television. It was early in the morning and you were still half awake when you leaned your head on Saitama's shoulder, remembering something from the day before - other than Saitama's white butt. Didn't a robotic man want something to do with Saitama and his powers or something?

"Mmhmm.. Sai.." You murmured as you continued to nuzzle your face into the shoulder of the man beside you. You felt him turning your way as he rubbed your back awkwardly and answered you, "What is it?"

"..Wasn't that uh.. Cyborg co-coming ov-"

You were interrupted by the doorbell and you groaned in annoyance when you realised you had to get up now to make breakfast and deal with Saitama having to kill another silly monster that would start terrorising one of the cities. Saitama sighed and got up, walking away to poke his head out of the front door when you laid down and heard some of their conversation.

"Uh, you came.."

In the next few moments you dozed in and out of sleep, you saw Saitama walking back in with the cyborg from yesterday and now he looked as good as new. Saitama sat by your side again and the metal boy took that as a quiet invitation to take a seat across from you.

"Sensei, you may call me Genos." The cyborg stated in his seat as he stared at the bald hero, seeming to be analysing him.

Saitama's expression never changed when his voice only went higher as if to scold Genos, "Don't call me Sensei, I'm not looking for disciples."

"Relax Sai- who knows, maybe you're into that type of stuff." You told the man as you nudged his shoulder, laughing with a wink which earned a look of disgust from Saitama and another emotionless stare from the blond cyborg.

"I don't like guys!" Saitama bellowed as if he thought yelling it louder would actually change someones opinion. You only giggled in response and watched as Genos now held his stare onto you.

"Uh..-"

"(Y/N)." You answered.

"-(Y/N), if Sensei was interested in males, wouldn't you leave him- you are obviously not male." The cyborg asked in a slightly curious tone. You only sat still, now feeling way more awake than before when you noticed Saitama also watching you and awaiting your answer as he scratched his shining head.

"Saitama and myself are best friends, Genos." You sighed out, getting up to make some food as you had a craving for cookies and to also leave that weird situation. Saitama and Genos then began speaking about how Genos was fully healed and fixed up and you almost laughed out loud when you heard Saitama yelling in distress, "So I'm bald! What's your problem!?"

You almost face palmed yourself when you heard Genos taking the question literally as he began telling Saitama his whole life story and about how some weird doctor had saved him by making his body mechanical. He kept rambling on about how a cyborg killed his family and then about Saitama saving him and when you walked back into the living room, you saw Saitama twitching with a prominent vein visible on his head.

"Enough!! Idiot, shorten it to twenty words or less!!" The bald hero roared, silencing Genos and you continued to much on your fourth cookie.. Or was it fifth?