Luke: guys pls help
Ash: what's wrong Luke??
Calum: ^
Luke: this old lady won't stop talking to me about her life
Calum: she's probably lonely
Michael: like me
Ash: aww Mikeyyy
Calum: Mikey this is about Luke right now not u
Michael: WELL THANKS FOR THE SYMPATHY I FEEL SO LOVED
Luke: guyssss what do I do
Ash: just casually walk away
Michael: just tell the old hag to go away
Calum: MICHAEL CLIFFORD
Michael: sup
Luke: guys I walked away and she started BEATING ME WITH HER PURSE HALP
Ash: hahaha sorry
Calum: LUKE YOU GOT LONG LEGS... USE THEM!!
Luke: I managed to get away, but I'm hiding in Starbucks
Michael: yo can u get me a caramel frappuccino thanks
Ash: greedy
Michael: EXCUSE ME
Calum: Mikey & ash calm down. Luke are u ok
Luke: yeah I think.. OMG
Ash: WHAT
Calum: what happened
Luke: SHE FOUND ME
Michael: RUN FOREST RUN ( but don't forget my frap thanks)
Calum: LUKE RUN HOME
Ash: be careful!!
Luke: MICHAEL IM OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE OPEN THE DOOR
Michael: did u get my frap??
Luke: NO JUST OPEN UP
Michael: sorry no frap, no freedom
Calum: MICHAEL ILL BUY YOU A FRAP JUST LET LUKE IN
Michael: with caramel?
Luke: OMG HURRY
Calum: YES
Michael: ok
Luke: THANK GOD
Ash: are u in?
Luke: yea
Ash: well that was quite the experience
Calum: ^
Luke: yep
Michael: cal go get my frap thanks
Calum: ugh fine
