Four For The Price of One

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Fritz: Hey Malica-

Me: DRINK SOME F*CKIN WATER! *throws a bottle of water at his head*

Fritz: ....*walks away*

Jeremy: *reading a book*

Me: *walks in* What you doin in here, all quiet n sh*t?

Jeremy: What? I'm reading.

Me: Stop that. *walks out*

Jeremy: 😐

Max: Girl, Mike invited me over for Netflix and chill. I don't know if I should go.

Me: Ya like Netflix and d*ck in ya mouth? Cuz that's what he's tryna do. He's gonna put his d*ck in ya mouth.

Max: 😶.....

Vincent: Malica, I'm going to the store.

Me: Gimme yo d*ck.

Vincent: I'm just going to the store why do I have to-

Me: I said. Gimme yo d*ck.

Vincent: *hands me a purple popsicle* Why you always trippin? Here take it.

Me: *takes it* Thanks you. 😁

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