Freddy: Hey Malica let me get your number! 😁
Me: I lost my phone. 😶
Freddy: *hands me a new phone* I got you a new one. 😁
Me: I'm going to China. 😓
Freddy: *hands me a ticket* I got you first class. 😁
Me: I'm on my period. 😧
Freddy: Well, I'm a vampire. 😈 *puts fangs in his mouth and hisses*
Me: *runs away screaming* 😨
