Warning: This chapter requires high IQ and EQ XD
Bai~
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SML (Laito) has updated his status~
"Tagged: AMA (3 questions)~"
812 *Likes 3 Comments
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IamYui.K (Yui): Umm, my 1st question-- Laito san, how many girls did you date in total?
95 *Likes · Reply--- SML (Laito): Hmm~ Let me count---
--- Thatsexywoman (Cordelia): Ha, my Laito is EXTREMELY popular with women; While me *Ahem*, I'm EXTREMELY popular with men.
--- Lockeduptowergirl (Christa): Well yes.... Popular with those ugly ones, D.A.E agree?
--- IamYui.K (Yui): ......... So--?
--- SML (Laito): A total of *math error* girls.
--- Sakamakifather (Karl Heinz): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oresamalovestakoyaki (Ayato): It's MATH ERROR-- HAHA, ICYMI.
452 *Likes · Reply--- Musicholic (Shu): Who cares...
--- IamYui.K (Yui): Ah.. Thanks for the information, Laito kun...
Teasetbutler (Reiji): PAW... Please stop embarrassing the Sakamaki household.
678 *Likes · Reply--- Thatreader (Ruki): Paw, hahahahaha
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Shinysilverknife (Subaru) has updated his status~
"I don't really understand what are you guys talking about... PAW and D.A.E?"
955 *Likes 2 Comments
Sweetteddy (Kanato): Teddy too...
100 *Likes · Reply--- Thatvampireguy (Richter): Well you can just teach him, if you understand. *Facepalm*
--- Healthysugarsube (Yuma): LOL
--- Devilkawaiisinger (Kou): It's known as Internet Slang-- Shinysilverknife (Subaru)
--- Shinysilverknife (Subaru): Oh.. Right, thanks...
--- Thatreader (Ruki): I know the reason behind why Subaru doesn't know what's Internet Slang...
--- Shinysilverknife (Subaru): HA? Why?
--- Thatreader (Ruki): IMHO, he's spending too much time on the roses...
--- FirstBloodKing (Carla): Hmph, foolish vampires.
Shinysilverknife (Subaru): TIL that YOLO, so treasure your time.
678 *Likes · Reply--- Shinysilverknife (Subaru): How's that huh?
--- YummyHazelNuts (Shin): I've cracked your code~~~~~ >:)
--- JMC (Asuza): .............................. Today I've learnt.........
--- Healthysugarsube (Yuma): Today I've learnt not to spend so much time on gardening.
--- Shinysilverknife (Subaru): T-That's not what I said!!!!
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AStrictmom (Beatrix) has updated her status~
"Tbh, why do kids nowadays uses strange language to communicate with each other."
926 *Likes 5 Comments
Thatsexywoman (Cordelia): SNM (UvU)
135 *Likes · Reply--- Lockeduptowergirl (Christa): Spot On.
--- AStrictmom (Beatrix): See?
--- Musicholic (Shu): But you're using Internet Slang too zzzzzz
Sakamakifather (Karl Heinz): GMTA :))
23436 *Likes · Reply--- YummyHazelNuts (Shin): You mean yourself? Right, nii san?
--- FirstBloodKing (Carla): Iono....
--- Oresamalovestakoyaki (Ayato): :DDDDDDDDD
--- SakamakifFather (Karl Heinz): What are you doing here, Ayato?
SML (Laito): LMAO XD
788 *Likes · Reply---Mr.VampireHunter (Seiji): Laito kun, this is a 'Adult Talk', please leave. But stay away from my daughter, or else I'll TTY.... >:(
--- Thevampireguy (Ricther): Ah.
--- IamYui.K (Yui): F-Father, please don't be so rude to Laito kun....
--- Oresamalovestakoyaki (Ayato): Right.... I'll teach you a lesson for making ore sama angry you stupid vampire hunter.....
Oresamalovestakoyaki (Ayato): MIFF MIFF MIFF MIFF MIFF MIFF MIFF MIFF MIFF MIFF
788 *Likes · Reply--- Shinysilverknife (Subaru): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
--- Oresamalovestakoyaki (Ayato): OMG Subaru is laughing. c:
--- Sweetteddy (Kanato): Dafuq.... Teddy, you should not swear.
--- SML (Laito): H2H with my perverted reader chan~~~~
--- Musicholic (Shu): CAVE
--- Teasetbutler (Reiji): ....................?!?!?!?!?!
Shinysilverknife (Subaru): AYATO I'M GOING TO CHANGE MY ACCOUNT PASSWORD X(((
324 *Likes
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Internet Slang Explanation: (There's no way I'd put it at the top of this chapter *evil laughter*~ Please don't tell me that you actually looked it up online Xd)
AMA-- Ask me anything
DAE-- Does anyone else
ICYMI-- In case you missed it
PAW-- Parents are watching
*Facepalm*-- Expressing frustration
LOL-- Laugh out loud
TIL-- Today I've learnt
YOLO-- You only live once
Tbh-- To be honest
SNM-- Say no more
GMTA-- Great minds think alike
Iono-- I don't know
LMAO-- Laugh my as* off
TTY-- Talk to you
MIFF-- Annoy
Dafuq-- The Fu**
H2H-- Heart To Heart
CAVE-- Give up
Source: http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/30-trendy-internet-acronyms-slang-need-know-fit/
www.enhancemyvocabulary.com/internet-slang-words.html
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You're warned that the next chapter coming up will require the same skills as this one...
Be prepared~
---xNicolex >:)
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