emily_loves_sergio: we should grab lunch tomorrow
emily_loves_sergio: wrong person, ignore that
JJ: Wow
Rossi: I can make you and your secret lover some pasta
Derek: Hey emily, I can be your trainer so you can look good for him
Hotch: I have a few pick up lines
Reid: ....
Garcia: BAHAHA HOTCH HAS PICKUP LINES
Derek: I think you should leave the cat calling to me 😹
Hotch: I'm serious, how do you think I've had 2 ladies
JJ: that's nothing compared to Rossi's 8 ladies I believe
Rossi: More like 3 smartass
emily_loves_sergio: I'm going to shoot everyone in this group chat
Doyle: Oh the lovely Lauren threatens to shoot someone again, i remember when she said to me," I've got a glock leveled at your crotch." Fun day that was.
Rossi: ...
Garcia: lowkey might have accidentally leaked our numbers while playing a game....
emily_loves_sergio: GET HIM OUT OF THIS GROUP CHAT!!
Garcia has removed Doyle from the
group chat
The Reaper: I prefer stabbing
Hotch has removed the reaper from the
group chat
Tobias: Whipping toes and drugging smol beans is my personal favorite
Reid has removed Tobias from the
group chat
JJ: Garcia wtf really?
Izzy: gotta love nerds right?
JJ has removed Izzy From the
group chat
Hotch: is there anyone else that does not belong here Garcia?!
Garcia: I'm checking sir!!
Frank: Does Gideon still work with you agents?
emily_loves_sergio has removed frank from the group chat
Rossi: thank god I didn't have any killers come after me in my lifetime.
emily_loves_sergio: Garcia, I'm uninviting you from my house this weekend
Garcia: fine with me, have fun with the other person going ;)))
JJ: you two are so immature
Garcia: HAHAHA maybe I'll leak Emily's secret convo
emily_loves_sergio:NOOO ILL RE INVITE YOU PLEASE
Hotch: keep your personal lives out of this Work group chat.
emily_loves_sergio:Sorry
Garcia: sorry
Hotch: thank you
1 hour later...
Hotch: want to hear some bomb gossip about jack's teachers?
YOU ARE READING
The BAU Chat Room
Fanfiction(inspired by @captainUSA) Have you ever thought to yourself, "Hmm, if the BAU ever had a group chat, what would it be like?" Well you're in luck because I feel crazy enough to show you what it would be like if they texted each other..... enjoy :)
