Random Shiz. . .

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Ok, this is just some random shiz that SaltyMeg and I ended up improvising in our group text. We were bored, so don't judge!😂😂😂 Oh, yeah. How this started was we were doing 8 of different emojis, and then Salty accidentally messed up, an the conversation goes on from there. I had to rearrange the texts a little bit so they made sense. Here goes. . .

Me: You messed up!
Salty: AAGGGHHH NNOOOO
I MESSED UP
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Salty: IM A DISGRACE!!! ASYMMETRICAL GARBAGE!!!!!
Me: least you don't have three stripes on only the left side of your head. . .
Kid: I know! I'm asymmetrical garbage! I should just die!
Me: Oh, great. . .Here we go again. . .
Salty: It's okay Kid. We don't think you're asymmetrical garbage
Me: Kid, calm down. It's fine.
Kid: No it's not! I'm garbage! Asymmetrical garbage!
Salty: KID SHUT THE F*** UP U ARE NOT ASYMMETRICAL GARBAGE
Kid: Y-You don't?
Salty: Yes really
Me: Kid, you're not garbage. You're perfectly fine just the way you are! Ask Soul!
Soul: What? I heard my name. . .
Me: Soul, isn't Kid perfect just the way he is?
Kid: Salty seems to think so, and Kat. . .
Soul: . . . . . . . .
Me: Well?
Soul: *blushes slightly* . . . yes . . .
Me: See, Kid? You're not asymmetrical garbage at al-what da friq?!
Kid and Soul: *making out in the corner*
Me: Well, that escalated quickly. . .I'm just gonna. . .leave now. . . *pretends to leave but instead hides in bush with a camera outside the window*
Salty: *leaves with Sky*
-And Scene!!😂😂😂Anyway, like I said, random shiz 😂😂😂 Stay awesome Fluffies! Peace!✌🏻️

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