A.M - NamJin

twenty two

// eyo wasssuuuuuuuuuuup. this chapter will be very lit. lit as in when Namjoon lit 30% of the school lawn on fire. // 

JM; Yoongi?

JM; are you ok

SJ; wrong chat sorry  Karen

SJ; its yaaaa boy Slutjin 

JM; oh yo hyung

SJ; Now tell me my incredibly bootyful but dumb best friend

JM; yoongi is ignoring me

SJ; but didn't he give you a mixtape on Val Day

JM; i know but one of the songs he wrote was called 'Regrets'

JM; the lyrics are ' lonely nights, my heart has regrets and i'm crumbling' 

SJ; so he regrets dating you

JM; thats not it.

JM; he just avoids my eyes when i kiss him 

SJ; i need to tell you something 

JM; what

SJ; so Namshit kept on accidentally dropping hints. He said something about Yoongi letting his feelings out and something about Yugyeom or Bambam

JM; THAT BITCH

SJ; IKR 

JM; NOW IS A GOOD DAY TO FUCKING EXPOSE THEM

SJ; EXPOSE THEM?

JM; HES FUCKING CHEATING ON ME

JM; TURTLE SHIT HAS THE BALLS TO CHEAT ON ME

SJ; NOW IS A DAY TO GET REVENGE 

JM; WHATS THE PLAN

SJ; I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA

JM; NEITHER DO I. NOW LETS CONSULT JUNGKOOK AND TAEHYUNG

JM; AND GET THEM TO DO OUR WORK

SJ; I RAISED YOU WELL CHIMIN CHANGAS 

// wtf did i make a food pun with jimin's name.//