STP_Warfstache333: 'Sup, ya'll! Back again. Cosmos127 dares everyone to be genderbent!
Zelda: ....
Cosmos127: HIYA, GUYS!
Link: :'( Mommy...
Cosmos127: You ain't got a mommy!
Link: D':
Cosmos127: With my awesome rainbow powers, I shall transform all of you into the opposite gender!
Ghirahim: O.O
Cosmos127: 123, shazam!
Link: Uh, what did you do? AHHHH! MY VOICE! WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU LITTLE-
Cosmos127: *wags finger at Link* Now, now. I just made you into a girl. Now, what should your new name be? Let's see... Linka! There you go!
Linka: M...m...mommy...
Cosmos127: I already told ya, Linka, you don't have a mommy.
Zelda: Ummm... Ms. Cosmos...
Cosmos127: WHAT, PEASANT?
Zelda: N-nevermind. O_O
Cosmos127: Now, dear Zelda, what will your name be? OOOH! ZACK!
Zelda: :| Seriously? Zack?
Cosmos127: Well, yes. Of course.
Zack: I hate you. >:|
Ghirahim: Hi! I'm Ghira!
Ganon: And I'm Ganisha!
Linka: Ganisha!? *starts laughing*
Ganisha: What's wrong with it, you little twerp?
Linka: N-nothing! *Can't stop laughing*
Sheik: So am I a boy or a girl?
Cosmos127: Boy, seeing as you were just a girl disguised as a boy anyway.
Sheik: Oh. Okay.
Impa: I'm Imp.
Vaati: I'm Vanessa 'cuz I'm fabulous.
Ghira: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!! *Leaps at Vanessa*
Vanessa: EEK! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A COCKROACH!
Ghira: EXCUSE ME?! I'M A COCKROACH?!
Vanessa: YEAH!
Ghira and Vanessa: *Start girly fighting*
STP_Warfstache333 and Cosmos127: *eating popcorn and watching the sissies fight*
Malon: *Walks into studio* What is going on?
Ghira and Vanessa: *Stop fighting*
Everyone: *Looks at Malon*
Malon: What did I do? Is there something on my face?
Cosmos127: You ruined the show.
STP_Warfstache333: Yeah. Now bring us each a bottle of Lon Lon milk and leave.
Malon: Yes ma'am. *Takes box of milk to Cosmos127 and STP_Warfstache333*
STP_Warfstache333 and Cosmos127: *take a bottle of milk* Thank you.
Malon: *Bows. Leaves*.
STP_Warfstache333: Anyway, that's it for now. Special guest is Cosmos127. We're signing off. Ask away!
Cosmos127: 'Bye!
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