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STP_Warfstache333: It would appear that I am back.

Linka: Finally!

ChizziPup413: *walks into room* HI I'M LOOKING FOR THE HAPPY MASK SALESMAN, WHERE IS HE?

Happy Mask Salesman: I'M RIGHT HERE *twerks*

ChizziPup413: O-o

Linka: O-o

Zack: O-o

Vanessa and Ghira: *joins him*

STP_Warfstache333: O-kay... Well...

@NerdyOtakuQueen dares Dark Link to dress up as Ghirahim and ask out Fi because LONG LIVE GHIRAFI, apparently.

Dark Link: Um... A'ight.

Ghira: Let me lend you a me costume.

(No that was not a typo)

Dark Link: Cool 😎

Ghira: *gives him tight-ass clothes*

Dark Link: MMMM IMMA LOOK SO HOT

Ghira: NOT AS HOT AS ME, HUN.

Dark Link: YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!

Ghira: YEAH

Dark Link: Well, too bad. *puts on Ghirahim clothes*
Oh look, it's Fi. *goes up to her* Wanna fuq?

Fi: I predict a 99% chance of "No." Oh, look, the one percent failed.

Dark Link: Oh.

Fi: Meh.

STP_Warfstache333: Well. Okay. That was... Interesting.

Um... Goodbye 👍

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⏰ Last updated: May 30, 2017 ⏰

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