STP_Warfstache333: It would appear that I am back.
Linka: Finally!
ChizziPup413: *walks into room* HI I'M LOOKING FOR THE HAPPY MASK SALESMAN, WHERE IS HE?
Happy Mask Salesman: I'M RIGHT HERE *twerks*
ChizziPup413: O-o
Linka: O-o
Zack: O-o
Vanessa and Ghira: *joins him*
STP_Warfstache333: O-kay... Well...
@NerdyOtakuQueen dares Dark Link to dress up as Ghirahim and ask out Fi because LONG LIVE GHIRAFI, apparently.
Dark Link: Um... A'ight.
Ghira: Let me lend you a me costume.
(No that was not a typo)
Dark Link: Cool 😎
Ghira: *gives him tight-ass clothes*
Dark Link: MMMM IMMA LOOK SO HOT
Ghira: NOT AS HOT AS ME, HUN.
Dark Link: YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!
Ghira: YEAH
Dark Link: Well, too bad. *puts on Ghirahim clothes*
Oh look, it's Fi. *goes up to her* Wanna fuq?Fi: I predict a 99% chance of "No." Oh, look, the one percent failed.
Dark Link: Oh.
Fi: Meh.
STP_Warfstache333: Well. Okay. That was... Interesting.
Um... Goodbye 👍
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RandomAsk the characters from The Legend of Zelda. APPROPRIATE QUESTIONS ONLY. The characters accept dares as well, but only APPROPRIATE dares. You can ask any character, even Navi, Fi, Hylia, Vaati, Ganon, the goddesses, Skull Kid, Majora, the moon, and...