Billdip--- ONESHOTS!

Not a dog

Dipper giggled as he posted the picture of bill in a dress after bill losing a bet.
"PINETREE!" Bill shouted in anger as he stomped towards dipper holding a phone. "EXPLAIN THIS!" Bill demanded showing the picture to dipper and he giggled. "YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SHOW ANYONE!!!" Bill pouted.
"I never made any promises" dipper giggled. Bill sighed.
"Really pinetree?" Bill asked. Dipper nodded.
"yup!" Dipper smiled. Bill chuckled.
"whatever Pinetree" Bill said as he gave dipper a kiss on his forehead. Dipper giggled. "heh cutie" Bill said as Dippers face became a bright red. Bill then patted Dippers head slightly scruffing his brown hair. "oh my little Pinetree" Dipper smiled. His expression then quickly changed.
wait hey! I'm not a dog don't pat me!" Dipper shouted moving Bills hand away from Dippers head. Bill smirked and thought. "time for revenge"
"your my bitch" Bill responded.
"wh-what?" Dipper responded. Billed chuckled.
"yeah your my bitch Pinetree" Bill responded. Dipper crossed his arms. 
"I don't believe I ever agreed to that!" Bill inched closer to Dipper and whispered.
"well guess what you are now?" Dipper blushed.
"b-but!?" 
"no buts Pinetree" Bill said kissing DIppers neck. Dipper blushed a deep red. Bill bit Dippers neck leaving a hickey.
"great now I need to hide that from everybody" Dipper sighed as he put his hand on his neck. Bill smiled.
"I know" Dipper sighed.

"thanks" Dipper said as he rolled his eyes.
"now to the rest of your body" Bill smirked. Dipper blushed again. 
"uh-oh-um" Dipper stuttered out. Bill pushed Dipper up against the nearest wall.
"hehe this is going to be fun"
"bi-bill" Bill kissed Dipper deeply on the lips. Bill bit down lightly on Dippers lip. Dipper slightly moaned giving Bill a chance to slip his tongue into Dippers mouth. Bill leaned away from the kiss removing both of their shirts.
"Bi-ll?" Dipper muttered out.
"yes Pinetree?" Bill asked. Dipper blushed a bit.
"I-I don't know if I'm ready for this..." Bill smirked.
"come on Pinetree I know you've been dreaming about this"
"a-ah! What!? I n-never said that..." Bill began to laugh.
"I'm a dream demon I know what you've been dreaming!" Bill smirks.
"So you've been going into my dreams huh?" Dipper smirks.
"well why wouldn't I?" Dipper shrugged.
"good point..." Bill chuckled. Dipper smiled.
"now where were we?" Dipper said with a smirk.