Random 5sos things

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Things I can't handle:
•Michaels hair
•Luke when he PLAYS WITH THAT GODDAMN LIP RING WITH HIS TEEth
•CALUMs arms
•Ashton banging those drums
•Ashtons fingers
•Ashtons giggle
•Michaels face
•Michaels voice
•Michaels toes
•Michaels everything
•Michael playing piano
•Luke being problematic
•Calum being a slut
•Larzaylea
•ARZOOT IN GENERAL
•5sos in Japan
•minisos
•Michael being sweaty as balls
•cALUMs dick
•Luke's HAIR GETTING FLATER AND FLATER
•cALUMs booty
•broken home lIVE
•WHEN TROYE SIVAN, HALSEY, ANDNDNSNDNS SN THE 1975 RELEASE MUSIC VIDEOS SO CLOSE TOGETHER (this has no relevance to 5sos but I literally couldn't)
•me and Michael having the same hair color
•Bryana holly being such a mom
•Crystal BEIN rOOD to da fans
•all this 5sos girl drama in general
•SLFL
•SGFG
•this list is so long but I ain't never gonna STAP
•here's another one
•and another one
•and another one
•and another one
......
•and another one
•and another one
•DAMN DANIEL
•if someone says that one more time I'm slitting my throat
•I'm bored can u tell?
•bitches b fighting me on Insta
•I commented on arzayleas post with her friend and I was like
•ARZOOT HAS FRIENDS!?!?!
•and someone commented back like ? AND YOU DO!!?!
•and I was like MORE THAN YOU FAGGOT and blocked her
•I'm so nice
•doesn't this list make so much sense
•shoW ME UR GENITALS
•YOUR GENITALS
•shoW mE UR GENITALS
•GENITALIA
•why am I like this?
•octopussy
•r u bored yeeT
•hey,
•YOU GOTTA BAE?
•or NAH?
•remember when that was a thing?
•lol
•I'm so cringe
•cringe attack
•I like how this started serious
•now IDEK wtf is going on
•....i have no ideas but I'm just gonna keep going
•hey you know that band 500 years of winter?
•they suck balls
•but the lead singer is hot
•the Asian one is cute
•the weird one always has his mouth open
•....there's a drummer?
•I LoVe their song about underwear
•it was written about meme
•wanna hear a song?
•MY MOM IS BITCHIN CUZ I HAVE NO FRIENDS
•SHES ALWAYS SAYING I HAVE A TINY LITTLE FRIEND
•BUT IM A HOT SLICE OF BACON THO
•YEAH AND I FUCKED A POTATO
•you LIK it?
•Huke lemmings
•hEM HEM
•lol ur not Jack Hemmings
•who TF is Ben Hemmings?
•Liz is queen
•Michael a bean
•cankles
•its 6 a.m RN
•I'm v sleep deprived
•ily if you have made it this far
•means a lot to me
•fluffy noodles
•ok so today
•I ate ice cream with a fork
•yes a fork
•can you FORKIN BELIEVE IT
•I'm so punny
•i like knifes
•its KNIFE to meet ya!
•I'm done, I'm done
•I have a fun fact for y'all
•did you know
•that in Austrailia
•they call flip flops
•thONGS
•I'm not Lyin and it's weird
•where r u guys from
•I live in the states
•in a boring town
•where shIT never happens
•and bands never come
•why am I still writing this?
•literally almost 500 words
•are you sick of this yet
•you are all invited to my:
•CHOCOLATE MILK PARTY
•HEHHEHEHEHEHE
•ok so I was in my kitchen dancing to airplanes
•and the mailman came to my door
•and I didn't hear him knock
•cuz he had a package
•and he could see me dancing
•and HUNNY that's a horrible sight
•and he just left it infront of my door ig
•and I saw him walk away and I was like oH SHIT
•I've learned a lesson
•never dance in ur kitchen
•I wouldn't trust MEME either
•#t-shirt reference
•I'm going to sleep now
•ZzZz
•nobody's probably reading this shite anymore
•ily if u are
•potatoFAM <•>
•Danny edge will be the death of me
•thank you Jesus for creating Matt Healy
•The 1975 is 10/10
•Melanie Martinez is mOm
•and I'm a queen
•get it right bitches

•LUKE SUCKS BALLS