Years later, 'The Aviator' was a movie I was proud of being part of. I wore a nice trench coat and things immediately started taking off.
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Oops... Not really, 'cause I lost. Again.
Over the last 12 years, I had been perfecting the art of looking damn good after an Oscar failure though. Look how well I concealed it this time.
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It just wasn't as good as the actual winner obvs.
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Best actor that year was Jamie Foxx, who was nominated for his leading role in "Ray", but I was the one who didn't see it coming.
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Well deserved, Jamie. This heart-break was nothing compared to my first one. You mean nothing to me. NOTHING.
The bright side? At least my movember moustache is on fleek.
Goodbye.
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It's The Taking Part That Counts
HumorOur moms were right after all. Who cares who wins or who loses? The winners? Okay, maybe they do, but I don't. This self-help book will teach you how to keep it cool every time you fail. Just like me. xoxo Leo DiCaprio
