Our moms were right after all. Who cares who wins or who loses? The winners? Okay, maybe they do, but I don't. This self-help book will teach you how to keep it cool every time you fail. Just like me.
xoxo
Leo DiCaprio
I was just warming up last time. This is when I started taking my acting SERIOUSLY. I would seek for that Oscar like it's a goddamn diamond. I will use my body as a weapon just like a real gold-digger. Watch out.
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After being completely ignored in some of the best performances of a lifetime, in movies such as "The Basketball Diaries", "The Man in The Iron Mask", "Titanic", "Catch Me if You Can", "The Beach", you want to nominate me for THIS ONE?
Not cool, Hollywood, not cool.
Maybe I should go shirtless in all my upcoming parts.
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Or maybe I shouldn't since I lost to Forest Whitaker in "The Last King of Scotland".
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And he was wearing a lot of clothes.
Well, at least one thing is for sure: I'm getting closer and closer to the first of many Oscars.
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