Pokémon jokes

Me

LET ME SHOW U MY POKÉMAN!!!!!

*meeting someone new*

Me: Hey I'm *inster name here*

Them: Hi I'm *random person*

Me: Do know know what Pokémon are?

Them: like pikachu and stuff?

Me: well it's not just about about pikachu there's Absol, Blastoise, Bulbasaur, Charizard, Ditto, Farfetch'd, Gastly, Eevee, Chimchar, Ho-Oh, Jigglypuff, Infernape, Kangaskhan...

Them: okay, uhh stop?

Me: OH OH! *pulls out DS* LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKÉMON!!!!

Them: uh no thanks...

Me: LOOK LOOK!!!