Pickuplines Stories

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FOR LAUGHS  by Alpha-black
HIGHEST RANKING |1st in growingupblack | 19/3/2019 | | 3rd in wtffacts| 19/3/2019 looking for something to entertain you? well here are some cheesy pickup lines, puns...
𝙀𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏:𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙍𝙏𝙔 𝙋𝙈 // ᵏᵃᵗˢᵘᵏⁱ ✓ by catconnoisseur
𝙀𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏:𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙍𝙏𝙔 𝙋𝙈 // ᵏᵃ...by pspspsps
೫ 𝗕𝗔𝗞𝗨𝗚𝗢 𝗞𝗔𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗞𝗜 ━ ❝ 𝗂𝗍 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝗆𝖾𝗇 𝟣𝟢 𝗌𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖿𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗂𝗇 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾. 𝗂 𝖿𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗂𝗇 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖺...
Cuff Me by ihatedicks
Cuff Meby ihatedicks
Lisa is a police officer and Jennie is one hell of kinky woman . Let's just say they are perfect match for each other. ~jenlisa au ~very short ~a lame attempt ~thanky...
^ 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚜𝚢 ^ •𝑇𝑎𝑒𝑘𝑜𝑜𝑘• by JungleKooked
^ 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚜𝚢 ^ •𝑇𝑎𝑒𝑘𝑜𝑜𝑘•by JungleKooked
"Is that a mirror in your pocket?" "Uhhh-" "Cause I can see myself in your pants!" "..." In which Jungkook tells Taehyung a chees...
Wrong Number... Actually Not! by Romz_larryaf
Wrong Number... Actually Not!by Romz <3
A pretty quick story of a boy who found his crush's number and decided to risk it and text the boy of his dreams. But what happens when Harry receives a text from an un...
pick up linesㅣjikook by aestheticallyjikook
pick up linesㅣjikookby baby.
❝ can i take a picture of you to show my friends that angels do exist? ❞ ❝ who are you? ❞ ©aestheticallyjikook 2015-2016ㅣcompleted
Mabel by writerscrafts
Mabelby author
[See you don't look like a stalker but I don't really know what they look like, I assume kinda gross and not nice and you look nice, really nice not nice as in kind, tho...
Muslim Jokes 2 by OwnerOfTajMahal
Muslim Jokes 2by صائمة
Its All About Halal Jokes -SaimaMumtaz 30/08/2016 - #69 in Random
Her Seductive Way  by crsntmoon_
Her Seductive Way by Selene
What if you find someone you like? Yung tipong una mo palang syang nakita may gusto kana agad sakanya? And you dreamed that one day he will be with you, but what if you...
My Wildest Collection Banat by crsntmoon_
My Wildest Collection Banatby Selene
Wala kanabang pambanat? Na ubosan kana ba ng mga banat mo? Nagiging corny kana ba dahil wala kanang maisip para sa crush o jowa mo? Gusto mong mang ghost pero wala kang...
The best lines from the Fifty Shades Of Grey Trilogy by Niki_3105
The best lines from the Fifty Shad...by Niki_3105
The lines that made us squirm,yearn for more,lived the dream to meet our own tailor made Christian Grey.. At Random are some of the best lines from the trilogy..:)
Talk Music To Me  by hothatsweethis
Talk Music To Me by a n o k i (she/her)
When Judaline gets a call from her college's latest soccer star, she doesn't expect him to be a goof. But self-proclaimed goofball, Caleb White makes it his mission to i...
Mr. Jeon, smile! (Jikook/Kookmin)- Completed by chimchimmykookie
Mr. Jeon, smile! (Jikook/Kookmin)...by Lyka_Ilyka
Jimin is a Photographer. Jungkook is the Marketing Manager. They work in the same building. Jimin really likes Jungkook, but Jungkook did not. He is pissed off at Jimin...
Pickuplines ((18sx)) by dekks_
Pickuplines ((18sx))by dekks_
I will update 2 parts for each day. so stay tuned and vote okay!😘
cheesy lines | jikook texting by -jimineral
cheesy lines | jikook textingby beru
»in which a popular boy sends cheesy pick-up lines to school's innocent(?) nerd« [no translations] ©-jimineral
Anime Pick Up Lines Book II by atechoba
Anime Pick Up Lines Book IIby チ ェ ル シ ー
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| ~My second book of anime Pick Up Lines (I already reached the chapter limit on my 1st book of anime pick up lines) **PLEASE CHECK OUT BOOK 1 **BOOK 3 IS OUT...
you're not mine I'LL BE YOURS by zmexoY24
you're not mine I'LL BE YOURSby 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝔀
❝ I won't ever let myself believe that you will love me the way I love you, because something like that seems too good to be true...❞ ♕︎ you're not mine I'LL BE YOURS ♕︎...
PICK-UP LINES | Stranger Things Edition by b-w-t-f
PICK-UP LINES | Stranger Things Ed...by b-w-t-f
"I like you more than Ted likes his chicken." (all lines are made by me)
❝I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?❞ ㅡ 이민지한테 황현진에게.