Pickuplines Stories

" hey rin, if you were a dementor, i'd become a criminal just for your kiss! " sirius smirked inwardly as he read the note. he was such a g...

── b.katsuki ff did i just kissed my phone? a blonde immediately falling in love with a very liberated lady. . . . . boku no hero academia text-fic status: on-going ©cat...

Jimin has one mission: to make his crush, Jeon Jungkook, smile. #badgrammar

[See you don't look like a stalker but I don't really know what they look like, I assume kinda gross and not nice and you look nice, really nice not nice as in kind, tho...

The lines that made us squirm,yearn for more,lived the dream to meet our own tailor made Christian Grey.. At Random are some of the best lines from the trilogy..:)

"Is that a mirror in your pocket?" "Uhhh-" "Cause I can see myself in your pants!" "..." In which Jungkook tells Taehyung a chees...

❝I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?❞ ㅡ 이민지한테 황현진에게.

People call me anon but you could call me tonight ;) if perfection had another name they would call it anon Hey there! yes you. if youre looking to use clever and witty...

Stand-alone prequel to 'Just Keep Running', this is Ash and Mel's story. Every time Ash sees Mel, he tries another cheesy pickup line on her. She can't deny that she's a...

»in which a popular boy sends cheesy pick-up lines to school's innocent(?) nerd« [no translations] ©-jimineral

A pretty quick story of a boy who found his crush's number and decided to risk it and text the boy of his dreams. But what happens when Harry receives a text from an un...

quotes and book cover aren't mine

Passport? Check. Book of maps to every country in the world? Check. The world's best treasure hunting dad and the most incredible stepmom? Check. My amazing boyfrie...

❝ can i take a picture of you to show my friends that angels do exist? ❞ ❝ who are you? ❞ ©aestheticallyjikook 2015-2016ㅣcompleted

A sweet romance about Jimin, a barista, and Jungkook, a student, who begin their relationship with playful pick-up lines and grow closer through tender moments and laugh...

𝑫𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅-𝒂𝒊𝒅? '𝑪𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝑰 𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖... Everyday there was a small note in his locker. One...

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Read the title. Contains Stray Kids & TXT ships. All ships included (underrated ones too) It's a boring and flop book just to inform! I'll mention the band name and ship...

I have a really terrible sense of humor so I decided to make this book for fun. So here's a book of bad jokes, puns, pickup lines, and quotes that might actually make yo...

Like the title says This is some of the best pickup lines ever and I guarantee they are all funny. Disclaimer: I did not make any of these Please enjoy. If you...