[Media: "Immortals" - Fall Out Boy - featuring heroes of Olympus - video by Heroes of Olympus Fan]
Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three.
Percy: Oh, yeah? Me too.
Hercules: Well, when I was a baby I strangled two snakes with my bare hands.
Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked out when I did that.
Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion.
Percy: No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?
Hercules: I've fought a hydra.
Percy: Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.
Hercules: I hunted down Artemis's sacred deer.
Percy: Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.
Hercules: Oh, well... ahh... I fought this massive boar once.
Percy: I think I fought its girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.
Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years.
Percy: Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eye brow*
Hercules: I --
Percy: Dude, I could go all day.
Hercules: *flustered* I fought AMAZONS --
Percy: Been there.
Hercules: The minotaur --
Percy: Done that. I was twelve.
Hercules: I... uh... I've... been to the Underworld and back!
Percy: Man, I'm sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times.
Hercules: Uhhhh... I... *heavy breathing*
Percy: Well, we done here?
Hercules: *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.
Percy: Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...
Hercules: *jumps into the river Styx*
Source: Idk, somewhere.
A/N:
And Persassy be like: "Did that too lol" XDDD
I'm still annoyed at Hercules for the Zoe thing though... With the Hesperides and the sword Riptide ._.
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