[ inspired by @ME4CE ]
Treat Tom Riddle's diary like Siri be all like:
"Tom, how do I dab?"
"Tom, how do I whip?"
"Tom, what is fifty-four times the square root of pi?"
"Tom, you're stupid."
'Tom, what is zero divided by zero?"
"Tom, beatbox."
"Tom, what does the fox say?"
"Tom, why are fire trucks red?"
YOU ARE READING
what potterheads would do at hogwarts
Randomthe hogwarts manual of what potterheads would do there besides draco malfoy. ▂▂▂▂▂▂ ✧ all original ✧ book idea by @RingRingCat ✧ achieved #1 on random status : completed
