Oprah- Hi Michael! Nice to meet you. Let's get this interview started, shall we?
Michael- Sure! Nice to meet you too!
Oprah- OK my first question is are any of those rumors true?
Michael- Hell to the freaking no.
Oprah- OK then, well are you a virgin?
Michael- Bitch, if you think I'm a virgin, then just watch these:
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Oprah- O_O Um...Alrighty then. Well can we just be friends?
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Michael- Um....suurrreee....
Oprah- *runs out screaming like an idiot* OMG OMG OMG OMG! I'm friends with Michael Jackson!!!!
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Michael- *goes back to watching his movie*
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