Moments Worth Facepalming in Percy Jackson Fanfics

Falling Boys, Gay Sluts, and Pixie D- Oh Wait, I'll Be Grounded if I Finish That

(Published March 5th, 2016)

Falling Boys, Gay Sluts, and Pixie D- Oh Wait, I'll Be Grounded if I Finish That

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~Breakups are worse than a soap opera.

Girl: Hai boy!

Boy (we all know it's Percy/Nico/Leo): Sorry girl but *dramatic gasp and looks away* I'M IN LOVE WITH WILL/NICO/PERCY!!!!!!!!! *sobs*

Girl: NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!!!!

Boy: And I have a secret to tell you. *whispers* I'm pregnant.

Girl: *le dramatic gasp*

(From @X_Pinecone_Face_X ;-;)

~ "I looked at Nico's perfectly toned body, blah, blah, blah"

*spews out water*

HA HA

YOU FUNNY BRO

YOU THINK NICO IS THE GOTH GOD OF HOTNESS?

PFFFFFFFFTTTT *looks at actual scrawny and gaunt Nico*

You must be talking about Anubis.

~All everyone does at Camp Jupiter when it does exist is have snow ball fights.

THERE'S NO FLIPPIN' SNOW IN THE BERKELEY HILLS!!!

(from @alannahfor)

~Hey, yo, somebody call up them Gray Sisters, I need a ride to New York.

Oh, I'm sorry, what?

They're currently unavailable?

They got lost giving someone a ride to the Land of Stories?

Well then. Guess I'll have to Apparate like every other PJO OC.

~Hippocampi are now extinct.

They must've drowned on land.

Tyson is sad.

Lol wait, Tyson is extinct too, never mind.

:D

~So, I guess cabin inspections are no longer required now?

Wow, the cabins at Camp Half-Blood must be messier than my locker at school.

~Me: PERCY. AIN'T. CUTE.

99.9% of Humanity: YES HE IS WOMAN. HE IS THE PERSONIFICATION OF SEXINESS GO SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN.

Me: ...

Me: I give up trying to show you all the light.

Me: *face flops into Tartarus*

~George and Martha are always obsessed with r—

George: RATS.

Me: See what I'm sa—

Martha: RATS.

Me: Martha you're not even obsessed with ra—

George: EAT RATS

Me: Stop i—

Martha: RATS RATS RATS RATRATRATARARATARARARRATATARARTATARARAATARARRATATARATATTARATAT

Fall Out Boy: RAT A TAT TAT RAT A TAT TAT TAT HEY

Hermes: shUT THE HADES UP.

Hades: HEY. STOP SAYING MY NAME IN VAIN.