I caught Dan rubbing his nipples with a banana to a picture of Phil that was MY masturbation banana why would he steal that from me! I gotta do something about Dan. Ooo he's sleeping gotta blast!
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Cats Entry To Get Dan
HumorJournal entries about my love life with Dan! I'm sure he will love me one day I mean we need to repopulate anyways!! That's right the world went to shit Dan and I are the only ones left... [Dans entries are on my friend Hailey's account @ezramil]
