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oleh pudding2001

oleh pudding2001

Carl Pov

So today i has decided to make my move on my sexy papi Chef Ramsay.~!!!!! it is about 5am i am planning my moves/ puns i shall tell/speak to him about.

3 hours later*

After rapin up dat cnn student new ya know what am sayin my palms are sweaty wetty and I'm eating my mums spaghetti and decided to go up to papi chulo. he looked so sexy in his chef thing. i just wanted to rip it off him. he made one of his famous meals, cheerios. oh yes please! i go up to him saying

"i would make chef puns, but they wouldn't be very knife"

R- "lol cx! rawr!"

*Ramsays POV*

DAMN WHO DIS GUY WIT DAT FINE ASSSSS BEEE????? OH ITS THE ONE AND ONLY CARL AZUZ HOW DID I NOT KNOW, HES SO FLAME UP FRONT. WHY WOULD HE TALK TO ME??

Carl - " i like your.. chef face."

*chef R - blushes*

Carl - "so i saw you last nite..... when u you turned around the moon shined down on your fine ass and i was like daaaaammmmmmmmmm!!!!"

Chef R- "You have a mighty fine lookin like a dime, ass yo self"

Carl - *blushes*

Chef R - (Awwwwwwe look at my bae, he is so fine when he blushes)

Carl - "I know you're out of my league, but maybe you'd like to go on a date with me.. ? "

Chef R - (holy shit did the one and only Carl Azuz ask me on a date?) "Wha- Yea of course!"

**Carl POV**

*on the way home*

Oh my god..

i have a date..

with the fine dime with the big booty.

I am blessed.

**Chef POV**

*in bed*

Jesus what do i wear?

Should I wear my faded white chef uniform or my bright white uniform.. i wanna look classy but i also want to look casual.

He's taking me to a 5 star restaurant I don't want to be my usual self and criticize food on a first date, this is carl azuz were talking about.