#1
Chicken Nugget X Readerby Nugget eater, Wife beater
*Revamp of the original
You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime?
This is a joke and...
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#2
The Love Of My Life (Carl Azuz x R...by Hailey
Carl Azuz is just a regular news anchor for CNN Student News, that is, until you come into his life.
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#3
Bob Duncan x Carl Azuzby nik💔
This is a sexy smut nothing is BETTER THAN ThIS PIECE OF SHIT!
whoever kicked me off of first place for carl azuz congrats but i wanna slap you with my fist and lips
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#4
to be alone with you (carl azuz x...by bladdertime
The one thing Y/N wanted was to be with Carl, in any way she could. But would she be able to overcome her fears, and finally ride his dick?
Chapters 1/2. Will update so...
#7
rossi x reid x bella x jd x carl x...by viv ; they/she/he
this is a ship with david rossi, spencer reid, @bqnnies- on pa, @romqntic- on pa, carl azuz, john mulaney, rodrick heffley, and me but it's from the readers pov so reade...
#10
Whenever You Need Me - A Carl Azuz...by Jacq the Cat
WARNING: you will become an ultimate meme if you read this i swear
Sixth-grader Jacq fell in love with Carl Azuz the moment she saw his eyes on the classroom screen.
Obv...
#11
Amoeba Sisters go to Ocsaby UWUitistimetorun
The Amoeba sisters are starting their first year at the Orange County School of The Arts in the Production and Design conservatory. They both have their eyes set on the...
#12
It's All Ogre Nowby Henry Damien Bobby Kyle Craig...
Sometimes, you can't plan the future. So when high school buddies (and lovers?) Carl Azuz and Shrek find out they work together, they are thrilled. But will they be able...
#13
Carl Azuz murders Barry B. Benson...by CaMii
Your favorite local new reporter, Carl Azuz, is simply here to make us laugh with memes and to inform us about the problems of the world. This charmingly hilarious man w...
#14
KACHOW! (Owen Wilson X Carl Azuz)by salt
As you all know, Carl Azuz is the host of CNN 10. Owen Wilson joins him as his co-host and Carl is not happy about it. Watch these two beautiful humans hate for each oth...
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#15
♡baked bean life hacks♡ carl azuz ♡by Eliza Gillespie
claire fishpei is a normal girl with a normal life. but theres something about her that no one knows yet. spoiler she rly likes carl azuz and almost cheats on her bf bea...
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#16
Kerffery Jezos, didnt commit murderby Oni-chan
this is so chaotic pleace if you read it, it was written by 3 people. so please don't yell
8/1/2021 - #9 in CarlAzuz
8/9/2021 - #5 in CarlAzuz
#18
destiny's lover'sby goodgodwhat
I didn't proofread
(I made this in middle school. it's awful, but i love it.)
#19
A NEWS Love {Carl Azuz x Reader}by Memento Mori
"That's WALL for today, (Y/n). I'll cross the BORDER to your heart."