20 Dollar Nosebleed by John Watson and Sherlock Holmes

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A/N: OMG THANK YOU GUYS SO FREAKING MUCH FOR 1K READS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I honestly didn't think this would be that popular at all. You all mean so much to me! If you have any requests, let me know in the comments!

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-Seneca

(Underlined= John, Italicised=Sherlock, Both=Moriarty)

Have you ever wanted to disappear?
And join a detective's case
Go out and shoot all of his foes?
Who will I be when I don't have Sherlock with me?
Just a guy with moustache
Guy with moustache

Permanent Reichenbach
Please take me back
Please take me back
I'm a "dead body"
Please don't think that
Please don't think that
Jumping off when there's Moriarty

Give me a gun
Text me
Mr. Sherlock Holmes
But don't let your brother in
I wanna blow off steam and
Text me
Mr. Sherlock Holmes
But don't let your brother
Don't let your brother in

It feels like Irene Adler but no prostitutes
When I look at the man who once was me
The man who once was me
Goes to the desert the same war where he was shot
Came back and you said to me
"Afghanistan or Iraq?"

Permanent Reichenbach
Please take me back
Please take me back
I'm a "dead body"
Please don't think that
Please don't think that
Jumping off when there's Moriarty

Give me a gun
Text me
Mr. Sherlock Holmes
But don't let your brother in
I wanna blow off steam and
Text me
Mr. Sherlock Holmes
But don't let your brother
Don't let your brother in

Sh sh sh sh Sherlock Holmes
My my my John Watson
My jo jo jo jo jo John Watson now
Sh sh sh sh Sherlock Holmes
My my my John Watson
My jo jo jo jo jo John Watson now

Only one jump really matters
The rest of the proof is on the television
On the...

Give me a gun
Text me
Mr. Sherlock Holmes
But don't let your brother in
I wanna blow off steam and
Text me
Mr. Sherlock Holmes
But don't let your brother
Don't let your brother in

Have you ever wanted to disappear?


It's not me, it's you.
Actually, it's the I.O.U's of you and me.
Just place a staff right in my hand and crown me.
I'm just the villain in a book.
Send me back to The Brothers Grimm.
Always thought I'd get away
and never come back.
But I've got enough miles on my card to fly you both here on my own.
But you know me, I like being alone.
And getting you all alone.
And the kills are boring.
And the kids are snoring.
And my ego's in a sling
You said you are listening
and I said I'm waiting...
And I said...
I said...

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