Fandom Song Parodies

All About That Bass by Levi Ackerman

A/N: I despise this song with every bone in my body, but I needed to make a parody about Levi being small. P.S. Who do you guys ship Levi with? I want to know! Comment your opinion. I personally ship Eruri/Lewin (LevixErwin)

Because you know I'm all about that short
'Bout that short, no giant
I'm all about that short
'Bout that short, no giant
I'm all about that short
'Bout that short, no giant
I'm all about that short
'Bout that short... short... short... short

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no six two
But I can shake it, shake it, like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And all the right height in all the right places

I see the Survey Corps workin' that gear and swords
We know that it's all real, come on now, make it stop
If you be slayin, slayin, just raise 'em up
'Cause every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top

Yeah, my boyfriend he told me "don't worry about your size"
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
He says, "Boys like a little less body to hold at night"
(That body, uh, that body body)
You know I won't be no six foot three tall, handsome model doll
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
So if that's what you're into, then go 'head and move along

Because you know I'm all about that short
'Bout that short, no giant
I'm all about that short
'Bout that short, no giant
I'm all about that short
'Bout that short, no giant
I'm all about that short... Hey!

I'm bringing five feet back
Go 'head and tell them giant hotties that
No, I'm just playing, I know you think you're small
But I'm here to tell you...
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top

Yeah, my boyfriend he told me "don't worry about your size"
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
He says, "Boys like a little less body to hold at night"
(That body, uh, that body body)
You know I won't be no six foot three tall, handsome model doll
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
So if that's what you're into, then go 'head and move along

Because you know I'm all about that short
'Bout that short, no giant
I'm all about that short
'Bout that short, no giant
I'm all about that short
'Bout that short, no giant
I'm all about that short
'Bout that short...

Because you know I'm all about that short
'Bout that short, no giant
I'm all about that short
'Bout that short, no giant
I'm all about that short
'Bout that short, no giant
I'm all about that short
'Bout that short...

Because you know I'm all about that short
'Bout that short, no giant
I'm all about that short
'Bout that short, no giant
I'm all about that short
'Bout that short, no giant
I'm all about that short
'Bout that short...Hey!
I'm all about that short
'Bout that short
Hey!
Yeah yeah...ooh...I know you like this short...Hey...