"Can I eat u?"
"Um, no."
"Please!!"
"No."
"Please!!"
"NO!"
"PLEASEE!!!"
"NOOO!!!"
"PRETTY PLEASE!?!"
"NOOO!!!"
"PRETTY PLEASE WIF A CHERRY ON TOP?!?!"
"For the last time, no."
"A juicy red cherry?"
"NOOOO!!!"
"Ple–"
"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"Please."
"SSSCCCCCRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"Was that a yes?"
"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! No."
"Ok. I understand now, u want to say yes, but u r embarrassed."
"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! No. NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! No. NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! No. NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! No."
"So ur not embarrassed?"
"YES."
"Ok, any final words?"
"What?"
"U said yes. I'm gonna eat u now."
"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! No. NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! No.."
"Bye, mr."
"NOOOO–"
"Yum, yum, yum!! I love tricking annoying caterpillars! And I love when I eat them!" said the bird.
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