A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A women walks past and says, snickering,
"If you were a gentleman, you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow, and replied,
"If you weren't so ugly, it would lift itself."
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