My niece was dragged into court by a neighbor who complained about her barking dogs. At one point, the judge asked the neighbor a question. The neighbor didn't reply. "Sir, are you going to answer me?"
The neighbor leaped to his feet. "Are you talking to me?" he asked. "Sorry; I can't hear a darn thing."
The case was dismissed.
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