IT'S 3:30AM AND SO I UPDATED.
D: Phil
C: Phil
PJ: Phil
Ph: Phil
D: Phil
PJ: Phil
C: Phil
Ph: Phil
D: PHIL
Ph: PHIL
Ph: What's up?
D: *looks up* um this large blue thing which I think is called the sky??
C: DANYUL HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOUUU
D: Actually on second thoughts, I have to go
PJ: Dan, would you rather he found out himself?
D: ugh fine.
D: I accidentally leaked something..
C: YOUR SEX TAPE
PJ: CHRIS YOU ARE NOT HELPING THEM
Ph: Tell me he's joking XD
D: He's joking
D: *sighs* just check Tumblr
Ph: um.. okay
...
Ph: DAN EXPLAIN
D: I was half asleep and I wanted to post a witty picture, you know? To reflect my meme ways
D: and I kind of accidentally selected the wrong picture and didn't notice until I had posted it
Ph: HOW DO YOU DO THAT
D: I told you! I was half asleep
C: ONLY DAN
Ph: can't you say it was photoshopped or it was a prank or something?? April is soon??
D: We can't use the same excuses all the time!
C: DUHHH Phil are you an idiot
PJ: STOP GETTING INVOLVED CHRISTOPHER
C: oR WHAT
Ph: What have you done, Dan?
Ph: I'm sure we'll find a way to forget about it soon
C: PHIL IS LITERAL BOYFRIEND GOALS
PJ: CHRIS STOP
C: TRY ME BITCH
Ph: Language.
Ph: As I was saying I'm sure we'll find a way to make the phans forget about it. Just delete the post and we will figure it out later
D: I'm sorry :(
Ph: It's alright :) it's not your fault
D: It obviously is
Ph: Dan, don't you dare say that >:(
Ph: Now come upstairs SO I CAN CUDDLE YOU AND MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER
D: Thanks Phil, you're the best
C: *whispers* goals.
QUESTION TIME!!
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Dan and Phil One Shots
FanfictionDan and Phil make up the duo Phan. Even if you say you don't ship it.. you ship it. Come for the accents and cat whiskers, stay for the One Shots. So basically it's just some random One Shots. Some may be triggering. This originally had an annoying...
