Prank Call!

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Me:We are prank calling...................Bill Cypher!
All guards:WHAT!
Princess Alana:She said,we're prank calling my dad!
Mike:He's your dad?
Princess Alana:Yep
Me:Dials number*hello? Is this Bill cypher?
Bill:Yes!
Me:*hands Mike the phone*
Mike:Hey,I have a bag of Doritos,do you want them cypher?
Bill:How many times do I have to say this I'm NOT a Dorito!
Mike:you have a golden opportunity don't you?
Bill:Is this some type of joke,I will destroy you
Me:*hangs up phone*Really Mike you used a pun?
Mike:Yeah,and I'm not ashamed
Vincent:Keep asking and daring!
Me:Vincent finally shows up now!

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