NCIS:LA Season 7 (Densi)

"Cancel Christmas"

While Sam was picking Callen up from his house and Nell and Eric was practicing a dance routine for toys for tots Kensi and Deeks were having some family obligations.........
 
"It's one of the best restaurants in LA, and their Christmas dinner is supposed to be out of this world." Kensi said on the phone to her mother pacing up and down "Yeah, no. I know it's your tradition. I'm just saying, we start a new tradition." Deeks also said to his mother on the phone sitting at his desk "No. I know, but we want to do this. This is our treat." Kensi replied on the phone "Uh, just, you want to come all this way just to slave over a stove. Are you sure about that?" Deeks asked his mom "Yeah, okay. Okay. Nope. Nope. It's fine. All right. I will talk to you later. Okay. Bye" Kensi said as she hang up "Okay. All right. Uh-huh. I'll talk to you soon. I love you, too. Bye, Mama." Deeks replied as he also hang up on his mother too "My mom is insisting on cooking Christmas dinner." Kensi said to Deeks "My mom is insisting on cooking Christmas dinner." He replied to her "Hmm. Well, so, they cook it together?" Kensi asked sitting at her desk "Not a snowball's chance in hell. My mom does not play well with others, especially in a kitchen where there's sharp objects." Deeks mentioned "Okay, so what do we do?" She asked him "I think we have to elope." Deeks said "What?" Kensi replied looking quite shocked "No. I mean, go off alone, and spend the holidays alone. Not alone. Together, but alone. Not other people there. Just you and I." He tried to explain "So you're suggesting that we abandon our mothers on Christmas? Their only children?" Kensi asked "Yes?" He replied "That's actually not a bad idea. Why do families have to complicate everything?" Kensi answered and asked 

"Oh, please. Wait till you're married with kids, and you have two sets of grandparents fighting over where you spend Christmas." Sam said as he and Callen came round the corner "You know what? I'm just gonna be optimistic about this. Maybe we get a big case, and we have to work straight through the holidays." Deeks explained "No, no, no, no, no. I solved all my cases. I will not be working during the holidays." Sam explained  "Oh, you're not working." Deeks asked "No!" Sam replied "Ah, looks like you are now." Deeks mentioned as he saw Eric come down from the stairs in elf shoes "Oh, no, no, no, no. No. Back to your cyber cave, Jingle Bells. No, I'm not in the mood. Go." Sam said to him "Be gentle." Deeks said "Go! Bah, humbug." Sam replied as Eric walked back upstairs "Sam, he's cute!" Kensi mentioned "It's ridiculous." He replied "You broke his little elfin heart." Callen said as they got up from their seats "You better watch out on Christmas, Sam. Santa's always watching." Kensi said to him walking upstairs "It's kind of like Hetty. Come to think of it, she does have an elfin quality, and probably could fit down the chimney." Deeks explained as Sam was laughing (Hetty clears her throat) "What are you looking at me for? Deeks said it." Sam said as Hetty looked at him with a very strong look

As the team was filled in on the case Kensi and Deeks decided to go and check out the store.......

"Thank you. It's the least I can do for Christmas. Because it's a good charity, and Hi. How are you? What?" Deeks asked Kensi was she came out from the door as he was putting in money in a pot "Really, sweetheart? I'm working and you're perving." Kensi asked "How dare you? I wasn't perving. It's a witness to a crime." Deeks said pointing it out "Oh. What did she witness?" She asked "Uh, not much, actually. Lam was hit by a Christmas tree truck, which is morosely ironic. Unless, of course, he's Jewish." Deeks explained "Well, the toy shop's security cameras don't record. It's just a deterrent. But did you find any other, uh, "clues or stuff," other than what's propping up Mrs. Claus's bikini?" She continued to explain "Wow. Nothing else, but I'm sure somebody else did, 'cause three guys came by, gave donations, took selfies. You combine that with all the tour buses going by, and" Deeks said as he was cut off by.......

"And you ask Eric to scour through social media, in case anybody posted anything from that time." Kensi said "Tannenbaum! Sorry that's Christmas for "Bingo." Deeks mentioned "Oh, I got it." Kensi said as they both crossed the road "Mrs. Claus taught me that. Speaking of sexy Mrs. Claus, you know who would look good in that outfit?" Deeks said "Don't say Hetty!" Kensi replied "Oh, wow. Wasn't gonna say Hetty. But now that you mention it" Deeks said "Deeks." Kensi said warning him "I was talking about you. Yeah." Deeks said looking at her "Why is it that men always expect women to dress in lingerie for them, and yet it's fine for them to be in a stained T-shirt and ripped underwear?" Kensi explained "That's a totally valid point. You want to switch? You can rock the, uh, stained T-shirt and ripped underwear, and I'll put on the sexy lingerie. A sexy teddy." Deeks offered "Not a teddy, but I've always had a thing for a sexy Mr. Claus." Kensi said walking off "Wait, are you serious? Hmm. 'Cause I can make that happen. Tie you up with a bow, unwrap you like a present. Oh, girl." Deeks explained