Are you bored? Of course you are! You wouldn't be reading this otherwise! Here's a list of things to do if you're bored otta your mind!
1: Try to lick your elbow. How many hours of endless fun would that be?
2: Try to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Austrailian
3: Go to a random person's message board, and put "I like licking green poles."
4: Eat an apple without using your hands!
5: QUICK! Don't think about puppies!
6: Freak out! It's fun!
7: Yodle in a gruff old man voice.
8: Go up to a random person, scream in their face, and back away slowly.
9: Do an "underwater" adventure in your bathtub.
10: Go to McDonalds and ask for a sad meal :(
11: Knock on someone's door and say 'why on earth is there a door on the front of your house??!!'.
12: When someone says "thanks captain obvious" be a jerk and say "your welcome sergaint sarcasm."
13: Make. Pauses. In. Your. Brain. Like. This.
14: Stare blankly at people eating in a resturant though the window. See the reaction!
15: Yell out the car window, "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE" to random people.
16: Crack an egg on the sidewalk on a hot day and see how long it takes to cook.
17: Stand in the middle of the mall with some friends, link arms, kick dance and sing the safety song.
18: Call Dominos ask for the number to Pizza Hut.
19: Go to a person eating a burger and say "can I have a bite?".
20: Make slime out of cornstarch ^.^.
21: Go up to someone and yell "LALALALAPANTS!" when they stare, say "hey, don't look at my unicorn."
22: Run around town screaming "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!"
23: Call Domino's and ask "is this the Crusty Crab?" And hope they say "No this is Patrick".
24: Next time your friend calls you tell them they have the wrong number.
25: Write "life" on your shirt and hand people lemons.
26: Cows are Awesome.
27: Ask every fifth person on the street where waldo is.
28: Make a large sign saying "FREE HUGS", then walk down a busy street with it.
29: Change your name on peoples phones to GOD text them and see what happens.
30: Become really bored.
31: Look really scared and back away pointing at something behind someone and run away screaming.
32: Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
33: When in a car roll down the window and ask the person next to you "do you like peanut butter?"
34: In the middle of a very important test yell "THIS IS SPARTA".
35: Run up to someone and say: "Hey, I know you! You're that guy!".
36: Throw m&ms at bald guys heads in the movie theaters!
37: Mix up some blue kool-aid, put it in a Windex bottle, and drink away.
38: Try to swallow your tongue.
39: Wax the ceiling.
40: Braid your dog's hair.
41: Water your dog...see if he grows...
42: Give your cat a mohawk.
43: Mow your carpet.
44: Speak in acronyms.
45: Flash your mailman.
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Tell me your favorite thing to do!
