☏ 2:07AM ☏

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"Hello?....WAIT, WHO DIED?!"

"My goldfish actually. Poor bugger, the cat got him."

"Why the hell do I care Batman? Why? It's two in the morning, seriously. I know you're a insomniac vampire but I'm not."

"But all the best and heartfelt conversations happen at 2AM."

"I—don't care. Go away. I want to sleep."

"B-but I'm sad. My fishy died and I need you tell me it's going to be okay."

"...you have a deep laugh."

"I'd like to hope so, I am 21."

"........."

"Hello?"

".........."

"I didn't know you slept with pigs, my friend. Geez, those snores though."

"WHAT?!"

"I'll let you go now but what's your name? I never asked, whoops."

"Better question, how did you get my number in the first place? WAIT, DID I SLEEP WITH YOU?"

"Only in your dreams."

"Why you little—"

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"I hate you"

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